Makes it easy to comply then, doesn’t it?
Caitlyn Jenner is outraged - OUTRAGED, I say! - that Joe Brandon would DARE to declare a Transgender Day of Visibility on March 31st.
This is probably going to cause some friction between her and noted Trans Day of Visibility supporter (checks notes) Caitlyn Jenner.
Would that he had the opportunity to find out directly.
“Ow! I was wrong; it isn’t worse after all!”
“Shaddup. We got another hand and two feet to go.”
“Don’t forget the spear!”
The Trouble Ain’t That There Is Too Many Fools, But That the Lightning Ain’t Distributed Right - Mark Twain
“We don’t have another block of wood! Somebody go get Pence!”
Well, the unicorn ban has been 100% successful, so there’s that.
At least it’s a benign bill.
A nice money-spinning opportunity for someone too; everyone can have peace of mind when my hollowed out barcode scanners chemtrail detectors do not beep, confirming the absence of dangerous chemicals.
I’d be willing to sell the Tennessee State Legislature my anti-chemtrail rock for $10,000.
Hey, y’know, Easter moves around so much anyway, just move it to the following Monday. Problem solved!
Wait. Chemtrails are unicorn farts? They didn’t mention that in My Little Pony.
Fox Newz says that Biden is trying to “introduce paganism” to a holiday which is celebrated with bunnies and eggs and takes place on a different day each year based on the cycles of the moon.
No, silly, unicorns don’t fly.
They’re alicorn farts.
“We’re gonna need smaller nails.”
Yabbut the weight they have to hold.
Let him try it, he’ll lose in a landslide to Barack Obama.
My initial response to this was “Alidocrn” means “the horn of a unicorn”. Which doesn’t have a digestive system.
Looking up “alicorn” on the internet, though, I se that someone has recently decided that “alicorn” is a flying unicorn.
Which is a ridiculous misunderstanding of basic biology!
They’re either unipegs or pegacorns depending on sex of the sire.
It’s simple Linnaean (Linnaeus of Mu, of course) taxonomy!
“Recently” being 1984, and “somebody” being Piers Anthony, though it was Bronies that made it mainstream about ten years ago and lead to Hasbro officially adopting the term in the My Little Pony universe.
That’s not a flying unicorn, it’s a horned pegasus.