NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

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News to me.

Of course, the use of “alicorn” as “horn of the unicorn” is itself a relatively recent ( as in less than a hundred years – it’s not some traditional term from the Renaissance), so who am I to complain?

Evidently Piers Anthony says he didn’t invcent it, but saw it somewhere:

If you type “alicorn” into the Google N-gram viewer you get a sudden appearance and steep rise in about 1925

Not when taken to its extreme logcal conclusion.

To wit: the Chemtrail nutters already think airplane contrails, a naturally-occurring phenomenon, are the evil, sprayed mind-controlling, sterility-inducing, free-will zapping CIA sponsored chemicals. And this despite there being no evidence that commercial jets have tanks or spray equipment,

But, airplanes flying over Tennessee will still be producing contrails. So instead of the normal nutters, now the State of Tennessee will be “enforcing” this ban on “spraying” being committed by innocent passenger airplanes. So either they will be arresting pilots that fly over Tennessee, or all major airlines will be forced to go around TN. FedEx will be forced to move its hub.

Was this posted yet?

That “never forget” part, sounds like a dog whistle to get the attention of his “we the people” crowd.

And not proper construction. A flying unicorn is obviously a “narpeg”.

No, this is a narpeg,

They can drive. Or eat cake. Whatever. Fine “NO SOUP FOR YOU!”

Please tell me that there’s a mechanism for the public to report flights for enforcement…

Sure. Binoculars and Twitter.

From reading the text of the measure as amended and passed by the Tennessee Senate and pending in the House, it just amends the state Clean Air statute by adding one item:

SECTION 1. Tennessee Code Annotated, Title 68, Chapter 201, Part 1, is amended by
adding the following as a new section:

The intentional injection, release, or dispersion, by any means, of chemicals,
chemical compounds, substances, or apparatus within the borders of this state into the
atmosphere with the express purpose of affecting temperature, weather, or the intensity
of the sunlight is prohibited.

So as far as I can tell the reporting and adjudication procedure as well as any regulation and penalties would be the same as for any general violation of the state Clean Air law. So, no, sorry, dudes, no special hotline for slamming or DDOSing. And they take care to not outlaw the very existence of contrails.

This would however seem to forbid cloud “seeding” to produce rain.

Although I also note that Rep. Clemmons (D-Nashville) has proposed a most excellent further House amendment to the abovementioned, to add the phrase “which may threaten the Sasquatch and its natural habitat” to the statutory section. Clearly an official in our own spirit.

GOP Josh still can’t find a date, apparently.

Looks more like a beta cuck. Alpha males have no trouble getting dates.

And it all depends on whether Mom lets him use her car.

Lil’ Donny Cokehead sez don’t buy my dad’s Bible or the FBI will get you.

So Biden’s DOJ has designated him — the President — as a domestic terrorist? Or does his lack of unequivocal condemnation of abortion under all circumstances render him not a Catholic?

Or is my mind too easily boggled these days?

My mind, too, was boggled. You are not alone.

GOP Josh (R-Incel)

Poor Josh has a life full of disappointment, anger, hatred, and confusion ahead of them. Poor josh. (Not really)

It couldn’t happen to a nicer guy

Literally

Whatever he’s on, it’s bad quality product.

Uh… he does know Biden is a Catholic. Right? Right?