NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

I tend to associate “pulpit” with church, where a priest gives moral guidance to his parishoners. Seems a bit of a slip for someone to use that word for Trump’s lectern at a political rally.

At least for me, a lectern holds something you’re reading from, while a pulpit is something you speak from.

Has GOP Josh realized that he is the villain in a 80’s teen comedy (e.g. Caddy Shack, Better off dead, One Crazy Summer).

Since banks are involved, I’m pretty sure the answer you’d get is “Jews”

I’d be up for naming a garbage dump after him. The Donnie Two-scoops Solid Waste Disposal Facility has a certain ring to it.

at Mar a Lago

Sewage plant, surely?

If we are going to name something after him to honor achievements that are fictional, how about naming something imaginary after him.

The DJT memorial day of recognition of that time he stood in front of the UN, bragged about his accomplishments and nobody laughed. Every February 30th.

Brilliant!

And once created, it automatically is added to the Superfund site list.

Shit. If they do that it will go bankrupt.

Hmmm. New strategy for gun control. Convince all gun shop owners to name their shops after their hero Donald Trump. Wait a few Scaramucci’s for the Mierdas touch to kick in. Gun shops all go bust, and peace reigns throughout the land.

Pee Wee’s Big Adventure

I went down a bit of a rabbit hole trying to find what the truth is on this particular factoid, since it didn’t get much coverage on MSM, as I remember, and all the references are on RW media…which isn’t big on details.

What it comes down to is that in the immediate aftermath of Jan 6th, the FBI was trying to find all of the perpetrators, as there were very few arrests on the day. They asked the Financial Crimes Enforcement Network to aid them with cross-checking suspects’ bank data for things like plane tickets to get to washington, or hotel stays in Washington, primarily.
But also, a long list of other indicators, which included “the purchase of books (including religious texts) and subscriptions to other media containing extremist views”.

Note that this doesn’t actually say the bible, and this is from a quote from Jim Jordan, who was trying his darnedest to sensationalize what the FBI had done (cite).

So, if you were a suspect for the Jan 6th insurrection, then in the aftermath of Jan 6th, then if you already had things that tied you to being there, then the fact that you bought some religious text containing extremist views (who knows what was meant by that, but I’d wager there are white nationalist texts with a supposed religious tint) might be an extra thing to put suspicion on you. Which then becomes: Biden has told the FBI to hunt anyone that buys a Bible!

Sadly, it’s taken on a life both in the US but also here in the UK: this recent misinformation-laden article by the Telegraph gets numerous things wrong about the trans day hoo-hah, and then essentially says “What do you expect from a president that tracks Bible-buyers as terrorists?!”

I don’t know; I think he has strong “testicles all over me” vibes.

I’d suggest a garbage scow, but a ship named after Trump should not be hauling garbage…

What my guess would be is that this list was copied and pasted from a general anti-terrorism warrant that might be looking for Muslim extremists. Which really highlights the double standard of the GOP, in that they think that it is prudent to use the purchase of a Koran as a reason for additional scrutiny, but looking at whether someone bought a bible, is a first amendment violation.

It should be hauled away as garbage!

This day’s winnah!

Dan

And the whole thing would be no Trum(p)ble at all!