NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

Trump endorsed dipshit from Washington State, Loren Culp, is back in the news. If you don’t recall, this is the moron that lost his bid for governor in 2020 and refused to concede saying it was a stolen election. He then ran for US House against Dan Newhouse, one of the few Republicans that voted to impeach Trump. In the primary, he came in third behind a Democrat (WA State has a “top two” primary and anyone can vote for any candidate). Now he’s posting bullshit about “RINOs” and getting cease and desist letters. If you look up shit-stain in the dictionary, you’ll see a picture of Culp.

In very related news, Trump is still all mad at Newhouse for voting to impeach him so he of course has endorsed someone running against him. Newhouse is the last standing Republican that voted to impeach.

You don’t get it - she’s trying to make the Israeli aid dependent on them using their Jewish Space Lazers ™ for good.

What the hell is it with her and space lasers??
And what are they? Weapons?

And of course, in the usual “Wishes from a genie” fashion, she screwed up. “on the southwest border”? Okay, the Jewish Space Lasers are now targeting US border patrols, letting thousands of Mexicans into the US unopposed!

I bought a trailer hitch socket cover that seems appropriate.

She’s a complete moron, who has no understanding of reality. She lives in a strange bubble-world of her own making, where fantasies are real. I expect next she’ll be talking about being saved by the giant space unicorns.

We live in a country in which one state has recently passed a law banning chemtrails and in which one house of our federal legislature has passed a measure forbidding non-citizens from voting in federal elections - which was already illegal to begin with.

I wish I could say she truly did live in a “strange bubble-world of her own making, where fantasies are real”. Unfortunately, space lasers on the border is par for the course with these whack-a-doo morons. It’s not even especially noteworthy compared to some of the crap they come up with.

My favorite quote from the first article……

Culp referred to Republican gubernatorial candidate Dave Reichert using a slur for female genitalia that is also frequently used to denote perceived weakness in men.

That description really paints a picture.

pinging @elon-musk

And all the cats in the world say yay!

Wait a minute… are they space lasers aimed at the border, or are they “space lasers” on the border aimed into space?

Depends on which aliens they’re targeting.

Good answer. :+1:

Which one of them caught an infamous serial killer again?

Don’t sell Culp’s ace detective work short - he somehow managed to find drugs every single time he searched a car, after all.

The brown ones, of course.

The “Freedom Caucus” is carefully monitoring the House floor to prevent any moves that might reduce their influence, deploying a Floor Action Response Team to keep a close watch.

presumably the team is well trained in blaming it on someone else

If they denied it, then they supplied it.