NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

They just wanted a legal reason to shoot trick-or-treaters

What if you wear it down around your chin like the dumbass MAGAts did during COVID? Are there exceptions for that?

Also, what if you wear one just because you like to, not for any health reasons? Isn’t that violating your first amendment rights?

It’s just that masks are terribly comfortable – I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.

*golf clap*

Turns out Samuel Alito was flying an upside-down flag in front of his house in between 1/6 and Biden’s inauguration.

Alito has already thrown his wife under the bus.

Wow - does that make any sense to anyone? A “Stop the Steal” flag?

Anyone want to guess what the “objectionable and personally insulting” language was on the yard signs? I’m thinking it was “In this household, we believe…”.

Wait a minute. We’ve got a fucking Supreme Court justice flying a distress flag in front of his house because he doesn’t like the results of a presidential election?

Good fucking gawd.

Biden won.

Congresswoman Vapey McHandjob doesn’t know words so good, and also I think she might be planning to sexually prey upon Trump.

“Hands where we can all see them Lauren!”

I know this is from a couple of days ago but I wanted to say when I first heard about this I had the exact same thought. “Oh great, so they’re selling relics now. This is all moving so quickly. When do we get to the reformation?”

Because come on, you know there’s going to be a schism in MAGA at some point. Probably when the orange one goes to eat at that big old McDonald’s in the sky. I shudder to think what’s going to happen to this movement when that happens.

They’ll unite in the time-honored tradition of mass murdering people not part of that movement. And I’m not being flippant here. I really do believe that’s the first thing they’ll do when he finally dies.

Has anyone heard from those people in Vanuatu who believed Prince Philip was the earthly incarnation of their god? I wonder how they’re doing ever since he passed on.

“I haven’t seen Joe Biden even read a telepomp, prompter, proply, properly”

Obviously she has two disadvantages compared to Biden. She’s stupid and drunk.

The GOP is becoming more a toxic religion than a political party. And their rituals are wasting taxpayer funds.

Rep. Andy Ogles is introducing the “Let Trump Speak Act” on Thursday to prohibit judges from issuing gag orders to defendants, like former President Trump, in any criminal or civil proceeding.

There’s no chance of this inanity passing the Senate. I hold no hope on the House of Representatives stopping it in its tracks.

So Andy basically feels Trump should be allowed to threaten witnesses or numbers of the jury. Nice.

I did the same thing back around late-2017, answering a Trump poll with all the ‘wrong’ answers and signed the name as Nunya Bizness. The email address was suckmydickdonnie@[mydomain].com which forwards to my real address. I instantly became one of his staunchest supporters and got invited to all sorts of functions and offers to buy Trump-stuff, the usual campaign stuff at first, hats, yard signs, bumper stickers and the like, then crap like pajamas and $18 jars of honey.

Then both his elder sons got into the act, stumping for their father – never Ivanka for some reason – then other random Republican candidates wanting campaign contributions, and finally a whole bunch of newsletters with names like Congress Overwatch with one or two articles how awful the Democrats in general or Biden in particular are doing, along with a generous dose of ads for dodgy products – I’m waiting for colloidal silver to show up.

All told now I’m getting ten to fifteen emails a day to that address.