NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

But not fat, so she’s got that going for her.

Chaos in a meeting of the House Oversight Committee that was trying to discuss a resolution recommending Attorney General Merrick Garland be held in contempt of Congress. MJT (of course) started the brouhaha when she told Jasmine Crockett

“I think your fake eyelashes are messing up what you’re reading.”

Democrats demanded an apology for an out-of-bounds personal attack, with Crockett eventually asking Chairman James Comer

“If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody’s bleach blond, bad-built butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?”

You can listen to Rep. Crockett here:

Ladies and Gentleman, the American Government at work. Kinda beings a tear to your eye, no?

Crockett should have said: “Tell you what - we’ll tell you if we’re employing Judge Mechan’s daughter right after you tell us in detail why you requested a presidential pardon after January 6.”

I dunno: I’m laughing so hard I’m crying.

That alliteration was great. I wonder if she came up with that on the spot, or had it in reserve for just such an occasion.

Yes, yes it does.

I was hoping it came to blows. My money’s on Crockett.

Yeah, there’s a real gym bro bravado vs actual street fighter vibe going there.

Less tough, less smart, and less dignified. That’s no way to go through a congressional term.

The point of a congressional term for these idjits is to get clicks and improve your rizz so you can become an influencer. That’s about all.

Sure, you think you want to be a tyee, but really your words are all cultus.

Trump supporters release a bunch of penis balloons with Alvin Bragg and Judge Merchan’s faces on them.

In an alternate universe where circumstances had somehow put me in the MAGA tent, I would still like to think something like this would make me think “We’re the bad guys, aren’t we?”

My words are skookum.

Maybe they should add some skulls to their MAGA hats.

(For reference, I’ve never watched the show, but here’s the clip that picture comes from)

I mean…they’ve already got self-avowed neo-Nazis and white supremacists (well, ok these are also neo-Nazis but ones who have a vague understanding of PR) onboard and have done for several years.

They were already ok with swaztikas and Nazi symbology, even if they didn’t all care to wear them 24/7

And lets not forget that KKK Grand Wizard David Duke was an elected official at one point.

Steve Bannon and Pillow Boy think Minnesota’s new state flag is Sharia Law or something.

https://x.com/atrupar/status/1791552301699658239

Ma’am, that’s our state flag.

I love the poorly educated.

Reminds me of when Republicans had a meltdown over Obama turning the American flag into an O flag.