Monday’s Headlines: 4 killed, dozens hospitalized by thrown water bottles at CONVICTED FELON’s rally in Las Vegas.
“It was hot, so we froze the bottles so the people could have cold water.” said an idiot rally organizer.
Wonder how well the felon will hold up under the heat.
This could be his chance for a William Henry Harrison moment.
Did you post that before or after you read the news? (Link goes to Yahoo.)
Eleven people have been hospitalized while waiting for a rally featuring Donald Thursday in Phoenix, where temperatures climbed to a sweltering 110 degrees and lingered in the triple digits.
You must have a seventh sense!
After. I’m good but I’m not that good.
“…The site, as an alleged purveyor of Russian and Iranian propaganda and disinformation, has had some high-level American assistance in disseminating its stories to the public — sometimes by members of the U.S. government. Senator Mike Lee (R-UT), for example, is known to have used Grayzone stories as a prompt to question his own government’s activities, evidently goaded into doing this by Putin propagandists and Iranian covert digital operatives working through fringe news blogs.”
(Never mind)
The heat must be getting to Convict Donald’s brain, because he accidentally told his audience the truth today;
Part of his new found love of absentee ballots.
“Get’em filled out quick before you croak folks.”
and…
“Send money, I didn’t get to be a billionaire millionaire spending my own money!”
I like that he’s promoting that. Not only because it’s good for everyone, but also I think it’ll create more infighting as I see RW politicians still pushing back against it.
He’s already tried to pass that off as “joking”.
Funny thing. In his entire life he has told a grand total of zero jokes. The only times he has said he was joking are when there’s been pushback over his moronic comments.
p.s. Heinlein had one of his characters say “humor is something bad that happens to someone else”. For Tan the Convictman, that definition isn’t for humor; it’s his sole goal.
“I don’t care about you. I just want your vote. I don’t care.”
“I don’t care, do you?”
That was “humor” in the same way that Gerald Ratner’s confession that his products were “total crap” was humor: I’m inclined that it perhaps was an attempt at humor, but was also saying the quiet part out loud at the same time.
What got me, though, was the claim that he didn’t want anyone “going on him”. I thought he was into that stuff.
Remember when the Republicans tried to claim that Obama’s use of teleprompters was an unforgivable sin?
Wait just a minute here! Are you saying there was government-provided healthcare? How woke!
Found on Craigslist;
"Looking for someone to attend the Trump rally on Sunday. It would be a marketing promo so we would ask you to wear a shirt of the brand and also carry a sign. Bonus payment ($50) if you end up on broadcast!
Picking up shirts / signs + attending event estimated at a total of 3-4 hours of work. $75 flat payment + $50 potential bonus."