NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

I have some colorful socks. 'Cause I like them. It’s something else besides just blue jeans. Oh, the pit… Fuck those assholes. Opps, I just said something that will ‘trigger’ them.

A Facebook shitposter who gives his name as “Fuck You” and uses a photo of GG Allin as his avatar posted a troll comment that his cousin was a Trump juror who rigged the verdict.

Fox News retweeted it as fact.

https://meidasnews.com/news/facebooker-at-center-of-jury-controversy-calls-himself-professional-sh-tposter

In this particular case, the reality is not dependent on what anyone believes.

No offense to the fundraisers, but is Rob Schneider really that big a draw? But I’m glad he was made to leave all the same. And why did he think people from a hospital would like anti-vax stuff?

Talk about damning with faint praise.

Followup from Mr. You;

Not that this has stopped Rapey McForehead and Perjury Failure Groane from running with it as fact.

Fox News chyron refers to South Carolina’s Nancy Mace as “Nancy Macesouth”.

“Professional” ?

I wonder who is paying him.

I will go back to my corner with my MAGA-mocking wood jokes.

In the immortal words of the late Roger Ebert: “Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.”

Anyone ever wonder if Dolly’s Gospel is loving? A question that may outlive us as a species.

He left out making condoms illegal.

Has anyone informed Mr. Gosar that only dead people appear on US money? Is he sure he wants Trump on the $500 immediately?

I say we hedge our bets and stick his mug on some postage stamps and coins, too.

He’s an actor, not a genius.

Genius is not required in order to avoid the public proclaiming of dimwitted remarks. Ordinary, average intelligence is sufficient.

<average Fox News viewer reaction when this is pointed out>
Well, maybe she should just have stayed in the kitchen where she belongs and then she wouldn’t have been embarrassed by Fox News getting her name wrong!
</end aFNvrwtipo>

Empty may accidentally be on to something with her "President Trump never had a chance of being innocent."

I mean, possibly for a few months right after his birth, but…

There’s a heat dome over the southwest this weekend, temperatures in Las Vegas are at a record high, and dozens of people have been hospitalized with heat sickness.

So naturally Convict Donald is holding an outdoor rally for his devoted legions of mush-brained Boomers without health insurance.

Throw them water bottles.

You didn’t say to put water in the bottles.