NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

IOW … Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.

The right have finally crossed the line that should never be crossed.

They’ve come for Dolly.

WE RIDE AT DAWN.

Hooray!

Talk about a self-inflicted wound. Taking on Dolly is like stepping on your dick while wearing golf cleats. That’s gonna leave a mark.

Not only that, but if you read the article the things the author complains about Dolly doing are literally things the Bible says to do, and the things she complains Dolly isn’t doing is stuff that the Bible says not to do.

So Dolly comes out looking good and the author and publication look like they don’t understand the Bible they are so keen to tout. Which they clearly don’t.

You have to understand, these are people who say the late Reverend Fred Rogers was a damaging influence that helped raise a generation of “everyone’s special” softboys.

Dolly has gone put of her way to NOT take partisan political sides in everything she does. And they hate that.

Remember how much we used to ridicule the late Jack Chick’s tracts? One of the consistent themes in his glurge was that that the nice, generous, loving, kind, upstanding decent person who was however not the right kind of fundie would wind up in the lake of fire, while the hateful scumbag who just heard of Jesus in page 2 had hit the cosmic jackpot. That is how they are.

when we refuse to label sin a sin

If 1)betting were permitted here and 2)anyone here were stupid enough to cover such a bet, I’d wager that the author has, twice with the intention of making it thrice, voted for the orange physical embodiment of all Seven Deadly Sins. (To be fair, I wouldn’t call him a violator of all Ten Commandments, as I very much doubt he has the artistic talent to make even a crude graven image.)

Whaaa? I had to check to make sure this wasn’t from The Onion. What utter garbage.

But he has surely paid for several.

Oh I doubt that very much.

He got other people to pay for them.

True, but in any case he is the prime instigator, surely the sin is his.

Wenge is better, if only to trigger the homophobes…

I don’t get it. Does “wenge” sound similar to a slang term for “gay”, in some dialect?

Wenge.

Right, I was able to look up information on the wood easily enough. But how would it trigger homophobes?

It’s dark tropical hardwood and the name sounds vaguely gay?? I assume it was just a joke and people are not triggered by wood, though who knows…

Well, not in that way.

Re: Wenge

FWIW I was curious enough to do a quick search. I searched for “Wenge lgbtq” and all I turned up were some jewelry/decorative items that happened to use wenge wood.

My impression is that any kind of appropriate wood could have been used in these things and that the Wenge didn’t carry any specific significance.

I assumed that it was just a joke that I didn’t have the context for.

It’s rather obvious: “wenge” sounds like “when gay”.

We should start a sarcasm club. But it might be hard.

Sorry I just came from my pun club meeting.