NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

Reminds me a bit of the adage:

What explains everything, explains nothing.

It never ceases to amaze me how worthless, stupid scum like this can get elected to any post, let alone a United States Representative.

He did have a stint in the military after. That plus the (R) helped. But only for so long.

The Congressional seat makes more sense. The district is so gerrymandered that it cuts across our county over to the next one east to include the big suburb the next county over, a bit of Harris county (to further dilute those nasty urban Houston voters, don’t’cha’know) and south to include all of Matagorda and Wharton counties - the last two being mostly rural and solidly Republican.

The margin of victory in that district has been shrinking, so they re-jiggered the gerrymander this last go around.

So this clip came across my X feed several times. In it, the poster claims that Biden shit his pants at the D-Day celebration today.

When, in actuality, Biden began to sit down a few seconds before everybody else. You can see the entire sequence in the embedded video in this story. The action starts at about the 4 hour, 16 minute mark.

With MAGA world, the accusation is always a confession.

I stand firm on the position that the person who really wants the job is almost always the one least suited for it. Our system is fundamentally broken.

They’re the party that wants law and order, right?

Something something law and order that protects but does not bind.

Gerrymandering has to be one of the shittiest, most undemocratic pieces of crap I could ever imagine. I am thrilled to be in a country where this can simply not ever happen.

You’re almost right. They’re the party that wants to make laws they get to order you,not them, to follow.

I could get behind that if it was of a dead president.

Would he settle for a $3 bill and/or a wooden nickel?

As long as it is pine, or balsa. Perhaps sequoia wood. No oak nickels for him.

Orangewood.

No, some kind of exotic wood that you know he’ll never be able to pronounce correctly, like bubinga.

Yeah, but what’s the point of a currency that’s no good after two weeks?

Are you asking about wooden nickels or crypto?

Trump NFTs

You can use it to pay Trump to tell you all his great plans.

So if I don’t believe all republicans are stupid, does that mean they are?