NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

I completely support Louisiana in this . . . provided the Ten Commandments they post are the Catholic version.

I was thinking, post the Ten Commandments, in Hebrew, since they’re only intended to be binding on the Jews, anyway. Above them, meanwhile, post the Seven Commandments, in English, because those are intended to be binding on everyone. And in the explanatory blurb for the commandment to establish rule of law, explain how the law that we’re ruled by prohibits nonsense like this.

“We’re a Nation under God. We say it every day! And God’s in the sky and the sky is over the law!” /s

Given Louisiana’s somewhat unique history and consequently it’s relatively large Catholic population (also true of many of the southern border states + Florida), this may not have the effect you intended

That’s part of the plan! Watching the Catholic hating Protestants that are at the root of this heads assplode as they have to choose between forcing their religion on everyone or allowing Catholics, of all things, the same religious freedom would be entertaining.

Some damn liberal hippy pastor on Twitter pointed out that the version of the 10 commandments in the law aren’t found in any version of the Bible. You’d think the ‘inerrant word of God’ people would pick one of the four (I always thought two, but apparently Deuteronomy(?) might have versions also) God himself gifted us with.

Why is it these “Christians” are pushing to force the Old Testament Ten Commandments down everyone’s throat? If anything, they should be pushing The Beatitudes from the New Testament.

Detention is woke. Nothing wrong with a good old fashioned stoning.

The Beatitudes don’t have a very good agent to make them sound as cool as the Commandments.

No one ever went broke underestimating the stupidity of the MAGAt crowd.

Re-brand them as the “Beat-it-tudes”, and the Bro Christians’ will eat it up!

What, like a boy band?

Just for saying ‘Jehova’?

Would it involve any rainy-day women?

“Blessed are the poor… Blessed are the meek… Blessed are the merciful,” FFS??

Buncha librul woke crap.

Blessed are the Greek

Especially if they say “Jehova”!

He said it again! Did you hear him?!

The “blessed are the cheesemakers” ought to go over well in Wisconsin

I think you mean ‘geek’. Pretty much in control of everything.

I’d be ok with the 10 commandments of DOG. If you have a few, you know they pretty much run the household.