The Ten Commandments of DOG:
- Thou shalt Sit
- Thou shalt Stay
- Thou shalt Lay down
- Thou shalt Roll over
- Thou shalt Play dead
- Thou shalt Speak
- Thou shalt Shake
- Thou shalt Heel
- Thou shalt Leave it
- Thou shalt Get busy
What does the dog do with this one?
It poops. You haven’t got all day to stand around holding onto a leash.
For a second, I thought this was the reply to my post in the “Trump won’t debate” thread.
It almost works!
In Trump’s case, shouldn’t it be “Blessed are the cheesecutters”?
If you’re going strictly by what the things say, especially the first one, then wouldn’t all Christians be guilty of violating them?
Not to mention allow us LDS some religious freedom like that.
Oh, c’mon, now. You didn’t seriously expect them thar fundamentalists to actually read the Bible, did you? It’s an ornament, a symbol of their office, so to speak.
Not enough hate in them, don’t you know?
If they get to the point of loving (or at least tolerating) those who don’t believe as they do, that might dampen the pleasure they feel in Heaven when they view the torments of those selfsame unbelievers in Hell.
Valentina Gomez, a Republican candidate for Missouri’s secretary of state is doubling down on her Juneteenth message telling Black people to leave the country.
In a video posted before the federal holiday, Gomez slammed “ungrateful” Black people seeking reparations.
“Reparations from slavery and black victimization is about to be shoved down our throats for the most wretched holiday in America,” Gomez said, adding, “these ungrateful people should be celebrating because they were born in the greatest nation to ever exist.”
“Here’s a tip; If you don’t like America, kindly, get the f**k out,” she said.
Oh, and “most wretched holiday”? Why don’t they just go ahead and change the name of their party to “Racist”? It’s not like they’re doing much of a job of keeping that secret.
Okay, we’ll cancel Juneteenth, but the 4th Of July goes with it.
Hey! I’ve got dinner all planned, guests coming over and everything!
You don’t seem to be to happy with the way America tries to make it work for everyone. If you don’t like that Gomez, you are also welcome to leave.
I’m confused. Is America great or not? The slogan is to make it great “again,” which means it’s not currently great. Or is it that it can be great with improvements? 'Cause if it’s that, then it’s OK for the black population to seek improvements.
(And of course, leaving out the part where the government, at every level, has specifically targeted black people to be purposefully fucked over. That’s not great.)
An immigrant telling people with the some of the deepest roots in this country to ‘get the fuck out’ is peak Maga. I hope she gets shingles in her butthole.
That’s aimed at those who believe America stopped being great on 20 January 2009.
Psst, Valentina - they’re coming for you too!
Was going to say something about it but what can I add to BlankSlate’s eloquence?
Trump’s latest policy idea: Force immigrants into the Thunderdome for our amusement!
He’s right. It’s not the worst idea he’s ever had.
Trump would like you to know he isn’t crazy when he rambles about sharks and batteries, because he went to a shipyard and a big strong man with tears in his eyes told him “Sir, we can’t get the boats to float because of the electric” or something.