I love you for your two best qualities: adulation (of) and donations (to) (me).
There are eight bits in a byte. Pirates often traded in Pieces of Eight. ShitGibbon loves to just take stuff. QED
Cryin’ Donald tries to simultaneously endorse both candidates in an Arizona primary so he can claim credit for picking the winner no matter what.
What happened to “Fuck your feelings?”
That’s an awfully strong opinion coming from a childless cat lady, Senator.
This is a level of stupid from DJT that even surprises me. Does he really not understand they are running against each other? YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE, DUMBASS!
No shit. JD is talking about Lindsey. What’s good for the goose is good for the gander. Doesn’t matter is Lindsey is gay or not. He’s a childless cat lady.
In Missouri he endorsed three candidates for the same office. It’s a cynical game - whoever wins, he gets to boast about his “perfect record” of endorsing the winner, and then insist that his endorsement is why they won and therefore they owe him unwavering fealty for life.
Well then I call double dumb-ass on the party for letting him get away with it.
And the media as well.
Trump will endorse someone as soon as he figures out who the MAGA crowd already want to win. Trump is their leader, he must follow them.
He’s the Hindmost? I can see that. Has some qualities of a snake, is definitely a coward.
I stole that line from Yes, Minister. The main character used it to justify a craven decision that will have disastrous results but is nonetheless popular with voters. The obvious contradiction is lost on him.
It was quite an insightful satire. I have had far too many occasions to cite its wisdom.
Obviously, people in AZ disagree, but it is perfectly fine to decide that both (or all three, apparently) candidates are perfectly fine supporters of his orangeness.
Very hurtful to poor innocent reptiles. Expect a libel suit from Reptileland forthwith. (Not sure I need to say it but 100% kidding.)
Sure, but then don’t do a faux endorsement for purposes of making your influence seem bigly strong.
It was not a reference to snakes, as such, but to an alien species with two snake-like appendages that serve as sort of head/hand/mouth things.
Specifically a Pierson’s Puppeteer.
Don Jr. says that Harris supporters like watching other men fuck their wives, because he and the rest of his family are fundamentally weird.
The male members of the family exude class, sophistication, elegance, and profound wit.
I shall now go and throw up.
Trump’s campaign is now going after (checks notes) Montel Williams because he and Kamala Harris dated in the '90s.
What a bunch of weirdos.
And one more for the “Republicans are weird” file; Jesse Watters wants to watch the JD Vance / Couch sex tape.
This whole “Republicans are weird” tack really seems to have legs under it, because they are WAY too obsessed with other people’s sex lives. They seem to spend all their time worrying that people are having too much sex, or not enough sex, or having the wrong KIND of sex, or not having it with the right people, or what their genitals look like and how it forms an objective measure of their worth as a human being, or whether they dress and act accordingly with what their genitals look like.