NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

Steve Cheung: “Montel Williams and his couch.”

Nice job, Steve! Keep reminding people about that Vance couch meme! That’s why they pay you the big bucks!

Republicans to Democrats: Well you’re the ones with all the dirty pictures.

Hey, Donnie Jr.-Do you kiss your daddy’s ass with that mouth?

I made a thing;

Weird people all over the world take exception to being compared to Republiopaths. Please start using “creepy” instead. It fits much better.

There’s two kinds of weird - there’s weird as in “really into niche fandoms or obscure media”, and there’s weird as in “SHOW ME WHAT YOUR GENITALS LOOK LIKE AND WHAT YOU DO WITH THEM SO I CAN JUDGE YOUR WORTH AS A HUMAN BEING”.

Republicans are the latter and it would appear they REALLY don’t like being called out on how weird they are.

My god, are they trying to throw this election? In what world does it make sense to go on national TV to discuss a stupid meme that makes fun of your candidate? There’s just no way this is going to decrease the couch fucking jokes. Do they really not see that?

Also, prediction: Deep Fake couch fucking video will be posted within a day.

Blur the couch to protect its privacy.

The bigger the cushion
The sweeter the pushin’
That’s what I said

That is not what Nigel meant, but those lyrics (such as they are) will never be the same now.

They just don’t have a clue about couching a defense.

Or having sex for enjoyment and connection to another human being, rather than asserting power over someone.

That’s what couches are for, silly.

What’s so weird? A love seat is a type of couch.

I hear that Turkey is planning to leave NATO if Trump is elected.

They found out what JD Vance did to the ottomans.

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

Uggggh

What was the porpoise for that?

Republicans want complete crotch control. They really are creepy and weird.

This being the SDMB, going to have to ask for a cetacean

Forget Spinal Tap - JD Vance is Jay Bilzerian from Big Mouth!

Yoink!

Yoink! (part 2)