NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

It’s kind of weird that he’s taking time out of his limited amount of campaigning to talk about JT…

I think we should encourage him to run for Prime Minister of Canada.

Even if he can’t win the popular vote down here, he’s sure to win by millions of votes up there, right?

What’s that about a House of Commons and a coalition? We’re 'Muricans, gosh durn it! Don’t need that nonsense to run

RFK Jr. may not be registered as a Republican, but he’s being bankrolled by Republicans:

So, yeah: the bear-dumped-in-Central-Park story is legitimately referenced in this thread, I’d say.

https://www.opensecrets.org/2024-presidential-race/robert-f-jr-kennedy/contributors?id=N00052560

Why do you hate us so?

Apart from Alaska, Minnesota is the only state with territory north of 49. And, the state is, from time to time, referred to as “Baja Canada”.

Y’all gave us Ted Cruz. Turnabout is fair play

Cruz was a joint venture.

I adore this Shambala version!

Well done.

You know what you did!

I’m wondering now if the melon felon’s new nickname for Harris is simply how he says Kumbaya and thinks it’s a great insult.

I found an unused “I did that!” sticker back in 2022. I’ve been saving it for when Trump gets thrown in jail.

A few? Try two.

I doubt he has ever uttered the word “kumbaya” in his life, and he definitely has no idea what it means. He was obviously trying to tie the words “Kamala” and “Black” together because “Black” is an insult (to him)

Behold the Trump campaign’s latest talking point: Kamala smells funny.

Sure you wanna go there, Mr. Armpits-Ketchup-and-a-Butt?

Donald Trump’s running mate Sen. J.D. Vance and spokesperson Steven Cheung both targeted Air Force Two as the two campaigns landed on the same tarmac in Eau Claire on Wednesday.

“Make sure AF2 is deep cleaned because Lord only knows what [Harris] and her team have done on there,” Cheung wrote on X. “The smell alone on that plane must be crazy.”

But Mr. Cheung is it the nasty Black people smell or the terrible Indian people smell . . . and you might want to ask your White supremacist overlords about the awful Asian people smell you fucking racist.

Must be the reek of curry and watermelon, eh?

I live in Alberta; we deserve it.

See, I was wondering which racist food stereotype they were going to go with…

I think it’s the crack and butt-sex orgies.