That’s going to replace the frying egg in the next “This is your brain on drugs!” PSA.
How many more accufessions can he issue before he realizes what he is doing?
Lyin’ Cryin’ Donald wants to sue the New York Times for reporting that he wasn’t in a helicopter crash that never happened with a man who says they’ve never met, because he’s either too stubborn or too dementia-addled to admit he got Willie Brown confused with Jerry Brown and that he’s scared shitless of riding in a helicopter.
As usual, every accusation is a confession, right?
Also, the “hand shake to a hug” thing seemed to me to be an obvious bit of satire, *initiated by his wife. *
It’s like they’ve never see actual people interact.
“We have the flight records of the helicopter,” that it landed in “a field,” and that he is “probably going to sue” the news outlet for suggesting otherwise.
Well, then, it should be trivial to produce them, shouldn’t it?
We need to start a #PutUpOrShutUpTrump hash tag.
More likely: “We have flight records of some helicopter that landed in a field somewhere. "
He’s tripling down.
Who’s got an NYT subscription and wants to find the article from 2011 called “Willie and Me”, about the then-77-year old former mayor of San Francisco riding Trump’s jet-helicopter to Boston by way of New Jersey, which definitely exists and isn’t a product of his latest fever dream?
When the only tool you have is a lawyer, everything looks like a lawsuit.
“Many people are saying that they’ve never seen anything like it. A helicopter landing in a field, imagine that. And there’s never been a more perfect landing, I can tell you. And when I got out, people were coming up to me with tears in their eyes, telling me what a perfect landing it was.”
Of course, all of his lawyers are tools when it comes to Trump.
I don’t have an NYT subscription, but I used the search page on their website to find articles from 4/15/2011 that mention Donald Trump and Willie Brown.
There are three articles that mention Trump - “Tea Party Groups Celebrate Tax Day With Big Republicans”, “The New York Cosmos Want To Take the Field Again”, and “The Early Word: Looking Ahead”.
None of them mention Brown and none seem to be about helicopter crashes.
I failed to make myself clear. I refuse to click on Twitter. Although I have a passing interest in viewing the clips, unless they’re posted somewhere that they can be viewed without getting directed to Twitter, I’m SOL.
Well, perhaps I didn’t utterly fail to make myself clear.
Well, of those three, one contains the word “field,” and one mentions “Early Word,” which could be a typo for “Whirlybird.”
/s
Just trying to parse those sentences is a nightmare. He apparently wrote this while he was waiting on his plane to be fixed so he could get to Montana and seems so pissed about it that he was more incoherent than usual. He wasn’t even talking about a NY Times article (even though he was just talking about the NYT). The article he is talking about is from the San Francisco Appeal. It does give some clarity to that mess of words.
Not that that explains anything unless Trump is trying to say that he has a bunch of priceless paintings hanging on the walls of his helicopter. I’m going to assume he just told one of his toadies “Find me an article where Willie Brown said nice things about me” and figured nobody would dig any deeper than that.
Meanwhile, Jesse Ventura has just pulled off the biggest face turn since the Undertaker stopped Jake Roberts from ruining Macho Man’s wedding;
And hell, I can’t even keep track of all the occasions I’ve mistaken the SF Appeal for the NY Times.
He was in Montana while his plane was getting fixed. In fact, he was less than 150 miles from where he was going: his team could have driven him there in about an hour and a half.
But then he wouldn’t be able to get the hell out of Montana as quickly as possible afterward. This is a man who can’t stand to sleep in a building that doesn’t have his name on it, and I don’t think there’s a Trump International Bozeman just yet.