NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

This is how you end up with sharks with lasers.

Somebody tell Ted Lasso.

In Elon Musk’s secret laboratory.

I’m curious, though. Could a goldfish tell the difference between Marla Maples and E Jean Carroll? Trump couldn’t.

Man you lying libs. BLM burns the city of Bowling Green to the ground every year in between massacring all of it’s White people.

It’s true. What I don’t understand is why all the white people move there after each massacre.

Not to mention Portland, San Francisco and Seattle. Any image you see that purports to come from any of those places is as fake as the “crowd” at Harris’s Detroit airport appearance.

Well, if you’re looking to bowl on the green, there’s no better place. Sometimes you have to put up with a little massacring if you love the sport.

“Over 100 countries” I guess we’ll have to rely on our good ol’ American exceptionalism to see us through.

Are you serious? Do you have ANY idea what kind of toxic fumes a plastic couch cover will release when the city is burning to the ground on all sides?

Retired senator Richard Burr says that just because he voted to convict Trump and ban him from ever holding office again doesn’t mean he’s not gonna vote for him.

Hope the link works - I’m guessing it refers to when Walz did a “handshake and bro hug/backslap” to his wife. I’ll also point out that Mrs. Walz responded in kind, giving me the impression they’ve - >gasp!< - done it before.

Yeah, that was my impression. I’d bet good money there’s some kind of family in-joke behind that. Compare that to all the examples of actual awkwardness we’ve seen between Trump and Melania.

I don’t know what you are talking about.

There were a bunch of people on stage shaking everybody else’s hand. When the two of them went for the next hand and realized it was each other, they… gasp reacted precisely the way a loving couple who just celebrated 30 years should.

The people ‘complaining’ about it don’t get humor.

“But but but … He wasn’t taking a cheap shot at her! How could that be funny???”

If you’re in a casino and/or are a politician, always always always assume someone is watching.

Most people rub the dice. Give him a break, he was only wrong by one letter.

So having your dice (sic) blown for luck…

Not blown, he was trying to beat the odds.
Not long odds, either.