NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

So are we playing Come or Don’t Come? Also can I get a Hard Six?

Whatever your game, you still can only play one hand.

Paraphrasing Homer Simpson: “Is the Come Bet really what I think it is?”

Was he playing hold 'em and flopped the nuts?

And he went blind.

Gaetz is trying to teach him how to score while keeping it under 18.

I’m sure he’ll still hit on a soft 17.

In their continuing effort to show why the peole of America should have the melon felon as president again, the pubbies…well, the only way to describe this (MSNBC link) is “racicsts have to racist”.

This Trump campaign post revives a racist American tradition

In an effort to boost its election hopes, Donald Trump’s presidential campaign is drawing on the U.S.’s disturbing history of explicitly racist and xenophobic imagery.

On Tuesday, the “Trump War Room” account on X, which is run by the campaign, shared an unabashedly racist image that suggested if Kamala Harris is elected president, American neighborhoods will be overrun with hordes of Black people and immigrants.

“Import the third world/become the third world,” the post read, contrasting an image of a serene suburban neighborhood (in which no people are visible) with a photo depicting a huddled mass of mostly Black men crowded together on a city sidewalk.

Oh, and Vance decided he just loves the taste of his own shoe leather, with just a tetch of racism for seasoning.

Vance agrees that raising grandchildren is ‘whole purpose of postmenopausal female,’ unearthed audio shows

JD Vance agreed with the notion that raising grandchildren was “the whole purpose of the postmenopausal female,” an unearthed 2020 podcast shows.

Vance also seemed to concur when the host suggested that having grandparents help raise children was a “weird, unadvertised feature of marrying an Indian woman.”

Former coach of the Mankato West HS football team says that he feels he needs to show that football coaches, unlike that Senator that used to coach Auburn, are not all idiots. Naturally, the Senator took exception to that, flailing wildly in his own defense, but not really landing any punches on the slated VP nominee.

Lyin’ Cryin’ Donald says that San Francisco was one of the greatest cities in the world 15 years ago, before Democrats ruined it.

15 years ago, Gavin Newsom was mayor and Kamala Harris was DA.

I’m guessig people don’t really grasp the full evil of this in(s)ane attitude. If the purpose of post-menopausal females is to take care of the grandchildren, then the purpose of the menstruating female is to provide said grandchildren. Care to guess at which age menses usually begin?

Vance’s internet browser history from college onwards would make very interesting reading.

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How to turn Vance on:
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Just leaving this unfortunately-named item from an unfortunately-named company here:

One thing that gets overlooked from the linked piece is CouchFucker’s use of the term “neoliberal”. He seems to imply that neoliberal is a bad thing.
       Well, actually, it is a bad thing – unless, of course, you think Ronald Reagan’s policies were the bees’ knees.
       CouchFucker needs to learn what words mean.

He knows what words mean. Probably.

He’s counting on the knuckle dragging idiots supporting his cause not to do any actual research or look too closely. Or if they have, not to call him on it because they agree with his conclusions, even if he expresses them more poorly than some basement dwelling incel.

And unfortunately, he’s made a safe bet.

He does not need to sell himself to the knuckledraggers, he needs to sell himself to everyone else. I am sure that being insulting to ordinary people is a great way to do that.

Yeah, that’s what normal people would do.

But they seem to be doubling or tripling down on the idea that the deplorables are the only ones they need to count on. And to fall back on back door shenanigans (with those same deplorables pitching in) if winning legitimately is not an option.

If these folks had the testicular fortitude required to actually win a popular vote legitimately or to lead a major nation, they wouldn’t have popularity problems in the first place.

Laura Ingraham showing off her patriotism by (checks notes) walking all over the American flag.