NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

This is how you redefine “patriotism”:

“The enthusiasm level on the left right now is overwhelming … They’re trying to redefine the Democrat party. They’re trying to say that the Democrats are the patriots, the party that’s worried about the country.

“They’re wearing camo hats with Kamala Harris’s name on it. Camouflage – that’s ours! She was flanked in her speech last night with two American flags. There were no Pride flags there. They’re redefining it, they’re going after our independent voters. What’s going on with Fox News, by the way? … It’s Democrat, Democrat, Democrat … The media are kicking our ass, on the right.”

Note that those words were from Eric Bolling, not Trump. (Trump would be far less articulate.)

Maybe one day they’ll learn how to say “Democratic”.

We suffer the difficulties of a living language in which the meaning of words can change over time. Sometimes too short a time. Literally.

Maybe one day they’ll learn how to pronounce Kamala.

“President Harris” works.

I mean, she does not have a weird surname, so using it dilutes that part of their objection to her uniqueness.

Maybe one day they’ll learn something. But I’m not holding my breath.

That’s can’t be right. Baskets are useful and have integrity.

That strikes me as a very bad method.

Then why do you let those craven assholes run your party?

He don’t know me vewwy well, do he?

We know the cwaven assholes awe still wunning the countwy.
Why is that?

Why don’t you tell me? You’re the one who seems to be content with fucking Republicans getting away with calling themselves “conservatives.”

New thread here to discuss conservative vs reactionary and @kaylasdad99’s position.

Lee Greenwood thinks that Trump’s surprise ear piercing was foretold by a passage in Leviticus where Moses anoints Aaron with the blood of a sacrificial ram.

This one is apparently so stupid that even the other Biblical literalists are condemning it.

The weird just keeps on comin’. :roll_eyes:

Lara Trump says “illegal citizens” are trying to vote.

See my previous post. :roll_eyes:

What’s an illegal citizen? Why, of course an illegal citizen is a United States citizen who has been convicted of at least one felony. In other words: Lara Trump’s father-in-law.

Reading the linked article was a good booster shot for me. A needed re-stimulation of my anti-religion antibodies. The author’s response to Lee Greenwood confirms oh so well why you will never, ever be able to reason with such people. It was good reminder.

Yet another reminder that when Those People say “illegals”, they mean “brown people”, and that they don’t actually care at all about their legal status.

And by “Those People”, of course, I mean Republicans.