NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

It’s a Justice League picture with the heads of Trump and assorted cronies photoshopped on and the words “Trump 2024” at the bottom.

Trump is Superman, Vance is Batman (looking very fat due to bad photoshopping, I might add), Elon Musk is Cyborg, RFK Jr is Aquaman, Vivek Ramaswamy is Flash and Nikki Haley is Wonder Woman.

A reminder that this was posted by a grown man who wants to be president. Again.

He’s the CHUD.

That’s tricky. I’d have never got that one.

Well, there’s Biden standing, and Obama in the La-Z-Boy, and Trump tied up, and I think that’s Harris by Biden’s butt, or maybe she’s on Trump’s right, reading the paper over somebody’s shoulder.

McNaughton always includes a key to the people in his pictures on his web page, but I’m not about to include that here.

Nope, a look at the key tells me that Harris is under Biden’s left forearm.

I’ve seen a non-superhero version of this, and it confuses me.

You’ve got to include the candidates, so Trump and Vance. It’s possible to make arguments for Elon, Vivek and RFK Jr, even if personally I think only Vivek, smarmy bastard that he is, is the only one who might possibly contribute something useful to a Trump administration.

But in what universe is Tulsi Gabbard a ‘get’? Lil Bobby potentially pulls some nostalgia votes, Vivek is smart and a “we’re not racist” fig-leaf, Elon has money and a IMO massively overblown business rep (and is certainly a better businessman than Trump, but I probably am also), but Tulsi was a bit of a rising Democratic star who went whackadoodle a long time ago.

Hard to pick out. Her face is also positioned near Biden’s crotch. I wonder if that’s supposed to be a reference to the MAGA innuendo about Harris blowing her way politically upward. The Ukrainian flag pointed at her mouth could also be phallic.

Maybe that’s reading too much into it, but, then again, MAGAs aren’t exactly the classiest bunch.

Oh, is that Gabbard? I thought it was Haley.

Hopefully awaiting a cease & desist from DC…

Also whats the deal with black person with the hoodie and the bare white legs on the far right side of the picture?

Why is the chicken crossing the road?

Also with unintentional devil horns.

Only a “get” to republican magas, who think Trump scored a bigly player.

I think that’s Michelle Obama behind Biden (and next to Barack, who is ironically surrounded by boxes of top secret documents). The black woman reading the paper (with the headline “What is a woman?”, which the right persist in thinking is the supreme ‘gotcha’) is Ketanji Brown Jackson. Trump is surrounded by Letitia James, Fani Willis, Jack Smith, Judge Engeron, Alvin Bragg, and I’m not sure who’s just behind Bragg.

I don’t actually see Harris in the picture, although there’s a lot of people in there (including King Charles). My favorite detail is Major chewing on a Secret Service agent, just next to the Obamas.

McNaughton is an exceptional artist - even in closeup most people in the picture are immediately recognizable. It’s a pity about his usual choice of subjects.

AOC behind him and I believe Ilhan Omar behind her.

ETA, or behind his right shoulder (between him and Trump) is Judge Merchan and Engoron behind Trump’s right shoulder.

After the debacle at Arlington, One of Trump’s people decides to double down by attacking the army:

Trump campaign adviser Chris LaCivita has decided to take the team on a death spiral against America’s military, calling the office of the Army secretary a bunch of “hacks.”

“Reposting this hoping to trigger the hacks at @SecArmy,” LaCivita wrote Thursday afternoon, resharing a campaign video of Donald Trump at Arlington National Cemetery earlier this week.

Merchan is the one I didn’t know.

Well, I’m not putting that picture on my Christmas list, that’s for sure.

I don’t see Harris either. Maybe he painted it before President Biden passed the torch.

Bold move. Just as the idiocy was fading from the news, do something to bring it up again. What’s next? Killing a puppy with a hammer at a live event?

God damn It, I would love it if someone would paint a portrait of Jon MacNaughton standing in front of a huge scroll endorsing all of the vile shit the America-hating fuckstick espouses. And the scroll would have a coda that reads: Because I hate America as much as the America-hating fuckstick does!

I’d even buy a print.

ETA:

I dunno, is that Dr. Fauci in front of the Black Power and Pride posters, or Larry David?