NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

I got the sense from that video that if elected Trump could basically tell the Treasury to transfer a trillion dollars to his bank account and the only legal recourse would be impeachment. Am I wrong?

Even the sycophants he has lined up now would resign before doing that. He’d have to fire the first 30 people in line before finding a janitor to say yes.

In reality, his most ardent supporters would cooperate in dragging his ass to a mental institute. (one would hope)

You say that, but I don’t see the evidence. He’s had for years of Presidency to screen out the ones with even a single scruple.

Just like he picked Judge Fratboy McRaper and Judge Settled-Law Just-Kidding to put on the Supreme Court, he can find some seriously deranged buyers nutters who will do anything he wants, even grant him immunity a President for assassinating a political opponent or recalcitrant SC justice.

You think Steven Miller would hesitate to settle and hand Trump a bajillion dollars? Especially if he gets a totally legal and potentially tax-free tip?

She said that if elected Trump could order the Justice Department to settle the lawsuit and pay $100 million. Not much difference.

OK, and? What’s the downside to doing exactly that, from Trump’s point of view?

He just weeded out a few more toadies that are traitors, like that Pence guy. Hang them all.

They’re probably not married yet. And doesn’t Donnie look a LOT like Eric in that pic?

Quite frankly, I think you should not hope for a scenario like that. It is what the Heritags want, to get Couchfucker in there in order to facilitate their little Project. Once they get the Screaming ShitGibbon properly ensconced in the room where he can scream all he wants at the quilted walls, they will make sure that the staff of that fine institution are properly rewarded for continuing to report that there is no sign of improvement and Couchfucker can continue to skillfully run the nation into the ground on their behalf.

James Comer: KAMALA NEEDS TO SHOW AMERICA HER METAL DICK

Because nothing says “responsible gun owner” like taking it to show-and-tell.

I suppose if he wants to see it, he should break into her house. (Just kidding. He’ll see the Secret Service guns before he ever sees Kamala’s.)

Where’ve you been? That’s not the conservative way. Their method is to leave the weapon unattended so a child can take it to show-and-tell.

JD Vance says that Harris has caused eggs to cost $4 a dozen… while standing right next to a price tag that says eggs are $2.99 a dozen.

But not even a mention of the 92.34 million chickens that have been killed in the avian flu outbreak that started in 2022.

And of course, no publicity stunt by Vance would be complete without him complaining to a stranger about how he hates his children.

Hey, Mr. Family Man, how 'bout you don’t use your young children as political props. And shouldn’t a seven-year-old be in school, not dragged around the country by his grandstanding father?

Well, that’s for plain old common-folk eggs. Vance’s cultured palate demands crudite-ggs.

Small chopped vegetable eggs? Aren’t those . . . seeds?

His two small kids eat 14 eggs a morning? Ooookaaayyy.