NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

For a cool 100k, you can have a Trump Watch.

Actually, not so much ‘you can have’ as ‘you can pre-order’.
Did all those shoe pre-orders ever get shipped?

HEY! It’s costs a lot of money to mock up a fake watch.

Only 127 available?
Right.

Trump of course had that hard-hitting interview, I think about a month ago, that started with him being gifted a Rolex watch. Don’t say he’s afraid of tough interviews!

He seemed completely uninterested in the watch, and I think what likely happened is someone noticed and said (with tears in his eyes) “Sir, you know that’s a $30,000 watch, right?”
Trump’s eyes did the cartoon cash register thing, and the rest is vulgar watch history.

Conservative Mayor doesn’t want a drop box so he does the only logical thing, move it to storage.
Why? Lots of reasons…
-the box was unsecured [not bolted to concrete] Sunday and he was just moving it to safety
-This is no different than the maintenance guy moving it out there
-Anybody could have driven by, thrown it on a truck and thrown it in the river
-The city clerk is out of her lane, I don’t work for her
-he would like to bring the question of ballot drop box use before the Wausau City Council
-he believes the City Council should decide whether the city should use it
-“My position is that this city does not need one,”
-“I think if it would have been removed it would have removed a hot button issue, so we’re just going to quietly remove that and go about business without any distractions."
-At this point I’ve committed to keeping it in storage
-“I don’t think we need an absentee ballot drop box in Wausau,”

147, I assume it’s a reference to being elected as the 47th president.

Be glad they don’t have but 88, Plus 14 more. That’s more on brand for the GOP/

The hilarious thing about that is that Marathon County vote 58/40 red in 2020. Inconveniencing R voters can only be a good thing.

Nah, they will keep the box ‘secure’ and it will miraculously reappear. Locked, when it’s the day to vote. Oddly, it will be heavier than when originally moved stolen by the Mayor.

Here in Olympia, a local gastropub had to cancel a drag queen story hour after out-of-town chuds started sending them death threats.

So a gym offered to host the drag queens instead, and the owner has announced that he’s going to donate money to the Trevor Project for every one-star review his business gets online because of it.

https://www.theolympian.com/news/local/article293150709.html

Republican candidate for Congress poses with fake family.

Did he imply it was his family? The caption makes it pretty clear they’re not.

I mean, are the people fake? Maybe they’re wax figures.

You’re giving too much credit to their target audience. They don’t even have to repeat the damn lie. As long as it’s something negative about their usual targets (minorities, Democrats, people who refused to violate their oaths, etc.), their audicence will believe it on the initial hearing.

The dude’s name is Diny? Is that pronounced like Deny? If not, it should be with that load of bullshit he lofted on this issue.

I bet they’re all using this shampoo. It’s even available here in China for 88 yuan. (No. I am not making that up.)

Now they’re getting ideas from old television puppet shows. :smh/lmao: (The link goes a full episode on YouTube.)

That link just takes me to a login page.

Notice one of the watches is in blackface.

Odd. Try this one.

The question is whose family are they? Why is Mr. Anderson posing with them? And why isn’t the friend whose family they are in the picture? The obvious answer is that Derrick who says he’s engaged but doesn’t have a family of his own wants to appear like a family man in campaign literature, and so borrowed his friend’s family to pose with hoping that nobody will read the caption.

She goes to a different school, you wouldn’t know her.

The caption is from the news article. It is not part of the original picture.