NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

The only possible conclusion is that Walz pushed this tax through the Minnesota legislature specifically to prevent $2 Trump bills from being sold there. Nothing else makes sense.

I remember Canada’s centennial in 1967, and how my mother got a couple of specially-marked dollar bills for Sis and me, and put them away. Where they got to, I don’t know. I sure don’t have mine now. And I don’t care.

Same thing here: Mom will buy them, put them away, forget where they are, and the kids never get them. And if the kids do, they may not care.

I mean, maybe the Log Cabin folks think Vance is hot, but in general I don’t think he’s popular among LGTBQ+ people. May well be wrong, but who is he trying to convince?

But look how chiseled he is

Chiseled? Hammered, maybe.

In fact, after a (Canadian) Supreme Court decision a few years after that episode, Canada is legally prohibited from extraditing if the accused faces the death penalty. So if you are going to commit murder and run to Canada, make sure to do it somewhere where the death penalty applies, and make it particularly heinous.

The whole concept of taxation was invented just to give Trump a hard time. What the hell do people think the Boston Tea Party was all about, anyway?

Shame on you ThelmaLou, spreading fake news!
It was the Boston Covfefe Party!

Didn’t Trump promise that if he were to be elected again, he would make crime illegal?

So basically, stupid woman has stupid opinion, media reports on it without explaining why it’s stupid, as if she has a legitimate complaint.

Ok then.

Noted How interesting.

I think you mean “especially heinous”.

I’m in luck, Missouri has the death penalty (and you don’t even to be guilty!). This may be a tourism ad - “Kill your spouse in Missouri - it’s less than a 9 hour drive to Canada!”

I did a quick Google search to get the drive time - the #1 response was 45 hours (which seemed high). From the map, it appears that since I didn’t specify where in Canada, it would use the geographical center of the country. This puts me just on the edge of the Northwest Territory, close to Fort Smith Highway, so I guess it is drivable.

The drop box has somehow reappeared in its original location.

Oh, and now DOJ agents are at Wausau City Hall.

You misspelled “jack-booted minions of the Deep State determined to steal the election”.

With all of this election-stealing you think they’d be better at it.

From St Joe up I-29 to Winnepeg works out to slightly more than 9 hours, according to g’Maps. That is probably at the speed limit (who drives the speed limit?), c. 700 miles. So, there would probably be at least one fuel stop (very unwise for EV drivers). The trick, of course, is convincing the spouse of a good reason to go to St Joe.

From Hannibal, MO (other side of the state) to Windsor, Ontario, is a mere 8 hours and 34 minutes.

“Hey, wanna go see the boyhood home of Mark Twain?”

We stayed in Hannibal on the way back from a long road trip. They were having a steampunk that weekend, and we had no nineteenth century attire, so we were unable to take part. It sure felt like a natural thing for that town, though.

So many places this could go, so I’ll drop it here. Tina Peters just got handed a 9 year sentence for her data breach scheme in Colorado.