This is just on the heels of ‘we’re not weird, they’re weird’. He must be exhausted after coming up with these zingers.
No way. He may have promised to pay for them, but we know how that goes.
ETA: Uber-ninja’d upthread.
And who can forget such classics as “No puppet! No puppet! You’re the puppet!”
I went to that site, expecting to see merch that was overpriced even at .47, but it’s way more griftier than that.
This is a store that sells monthly memberships, members get 60% lower prices (non-member prices are highly inflated ) and you have to be a member to access the sales. Be prepared to have $20 a month billed to your credit card for forever, because I bet it’s nearly impossible to cancel.
And the sale items are still overpriced at .47.
Should be:
“…because I bet it’s nearly impossible to cancel.”
Next up, they call Harris “A fucking dickbag from New York”.
People are saying that she’s a short-fingered vulgarian
Eric Trump-future crime buster! IANAL, but shouldn’t he be barred from becoming a police officer because of his involvement in frauds and such in NY? I’d guess because it’s a “special” position. Also, being arrested by Eric sounds like quite an experience.
https://meidasnews.com/news/eric-trump-is-now-a-deputy-sheriff
That’s like getting the flight wings from a captain of a 707. Back when you where 6 years old.
I think it’s supposed to be a MAGAdor; they wear a red hat instead of a cape, and instead of waving a cape to anger a bull, they spout conspiracy theories to own the libs.
so rather than assaulting an angry bull they assault angrily with bull.
Exactly! 
It isn’t just ceremonial. From the link:" Florida law does allow for the appointment of Special Deputies who fail to undergo rigorous police academy training and testing. It does, however, state that appointees must meet the minimum standards to be hired as a recruit-trainee. Perhaps most disturbing, Special Deputies are actually granted the power to arrest people under the same statute."
Do they give them brown shirts to wear?
I watched her on The Late Show with Colbert, and I really noticed her hands for the first time. They’re really graceful with long fingers, nicely shaped. I was wondering at the time if her hands were bigger than Trump’s.
Isn’t Eric the one that likes to go on Safari ‘hunts’? Or is that Jr.
I can’t keep the atrocities of this family straight.
I don’t know which is more into it, but they’ve both done it.
Ron DeFuhrer says “EVERYONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME, THIS IS MY PARTY I’M THE STAR OF THE SHOW ME ME MEEEEEEEEEE”.
I think that Ron is trying to reassure people who are freaked out about FEMA being evil, because the Republicans have lied to the people of Florida for 4 years about how evil the federal government is under Biden, and especially of late there are all kinds of BS rumors about FEMA in particular. And Ron is probably one of those people. So he has to assure the peasants that King Ron is going to take care of them, don’t worry about big bad FEMA.
The Oklahoma state athletic commission can’t decide whether they want to allow transgender women to compete against cis women in professional wrestling - an activity which, as anyone over the age of 8 knows, is a predetermined performance art and not a real sport or competition.