You’re forgetting about the anti-science and anti-judge stances of today’s 'pubbies. She’d have to use that science crap to prove to one of those jerk judges the child’s yours. Not a problem!
How is that any different than right now?
MAGAs still need to “appeal to women” by acting like they like and admire her, which they demonstrate by buying her book, even though they have no intention of reading it.
After Trump loses, they don’t need to bother with this.
On that note, I give you Steven Miller, sexual matador.
Da fuq is a sexual matador?
Is it right wing code for creepy bald 40 year old racist?
Your viewers need to update their text-to-speech modules so they can properly distinguish between “matador” and “predator”.
No, dude, a matador kills the bull, he doesn’t sling it.
Ding ding ding!
Spends 3 seconds sticking it in, then expects accolades and roses.
Someone who chases tail, and both ears.
He could use some pointers from Jesse Ventura. There’s a politician who’s a sexual tyrannosaur
Can’t reach it, then gets mad?
You can’t argue with the “anonymous napkin” segment of the population. I guess the Dems should just give up.
Chris LaCivita is outraged that Fox News is (checks notes) giving its viewers accurate information about the hurricane and the government’s response.
The part that kills me is this:
“No one buys that Kamala Harris has the capability” to be president, former President Donald Trump’s daughter-in-law told Fox News’ Laura Ingraham.
Like Trump’s “Everyone wanted to end Roe v Wade” line, it’s just infuriating. They literally don’t believe that people who disagree with them even exist. They’re trying to tell us that we, ourselves, don’t actually exist.
calls a person who earned a law degree, held a job as a prosecutor, was elected multiple times to increasingly important positions and is now the VP “an unserious woman”.
Lara Trump, who was a producer on a TV show before latching onto “I’m Eric” and being handed job after job by her father in law, calls Kamala Harris unserious.
I’m waiting for a sinkhole to swallow up the whole lot of them.
Here’s a surefire way that you can tell a campaign is going well - they’re doing a “liquidation sale” and selling all their merch for 47 cents apiece.
Harris called Turmp an unserious man last month. This was 100% “I know you are but what am I” level schoolyard tactics.
I’m not sure where to put this, but following that Laura Ingraham link a few layers deep led me to an excerpt of Musk with Tucker Carlson. Musk was joking about how nobody has bothered to try to assassinate Kamala Harris or Joe Biden, because they are so inconsequential, and Carlson is laughing right along. Musk is laughing in glee at his own comments.