My inspiration!
How else did they know to plant Obama’s fake birth announcements in the Honolulu papers? The 1939 rally was all Democrat crisis actors planted to make Trump look bad some 80+ years later.
Now there’s a time-travel story idea. One candidate tries to make the other look bad by comparing them to an historical figure. But it doesn’t work, so they go back in time to make the historical figure just a little bit worse.
So Hitler goes from an obscure 1930s German politician who failed utterly after only a year in office, to the Holocaust, one failed future election at a time.
I’m sure that there’s some MAGA that believes this is true. Connect the dot!
Obama was born in Hawaii, alright. Democrats just had to go back to 1959 and rig the vote which allowed Hawaii to become a state.
It’s even worse. If they hadn’t gone back to 1900 and made Hawaii a territory, the Pacific Fleet wouldn’t have been at Pearl Harbor and the Germans wouldn’t have attacked. Then the US wouldn’t have been drawn into WWI.
Germans?
Also, WWI?
Harbor?
Forget it, he’s rolling.
In remembrance of the Continental Army’s successful capture of Hawaii’s airports. Amen
It was Hawaii’s spaceports. The Original Hawaiian Empire has quite the space force. But then those meddling time traveling kids changed it all. Only those without the Delta brainwave remember time shifts.
History as “understood” by the Orange Peril et.al.
It is technically correct that if the Pacific Fleet were not stationed at Pearl Harbor, there would be no way for the Germans to attack it there.
And that is the best kind of correct.
…and Yankee Stadium was built in 2009, so how could they have called it “the house that Ruth built?”
So if I was built in 1960 but had my knees replaced, am I still me? Don’t need answer fast.
You are the susan of Theseus.
Do you have yellow fringe?
My heart beats true
For the red white and blue
Crazy for the blue white and red
Crazy for the blue white and red
And yellow fringe
Hair, 1968.
I think you did an outstanding job, Smapti. You used quite a few of the persuasive techniques I try to get my students to use. Also, your cat’s punctuation meows were spot on. I especially liked when you quoted the Bible and the cat’s meow was not as loud as earlier.
And what’s with pro wrestlers supporting the melon felon? I thought the Grift of the People party considered acting to be the profession of woke liberal child mutilating baby killers.