NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

It’s not that. There are some things even demons won’t touch.

Yeah it’s like that scene in dark Crystal. The vultures were eating some nasty stuff and one bit on something and spat it out, saying
“Disgusting!”

And we know the zombies will leave him alone. No nutrition value.

This is so fucking stupid, I couldn’t figure out where else to put it but a thread with the word stupid in the title. Nicole Shanahan is really perturbed with Jill Biden for dressing up like a panda for Halloween. It’s a Chinese plot!

She’s already traumatized enough. I say we give her a pass.

Part of Trump’s reaction to his audio troubles in Wisconsin was to entertain the crowd by putting on a show of going down on the microphone.
I suppose it’s a natural companion piece to his “two giraffe handjob” dance.

Okay, eye bleach isn’t enough for that one. Get me two grapefruit spoons-- I don’t need these eyeballs anymore.

Will it attract all of the “normal gays” Vance was talking about? I mean, everyone has their thing.

Lieutenant in the Clark County Sheriff’s office makes postings saying that he will not help you if he finds out you voted for Ms Harris, and you may need to prove that you voted correctly to get his help.

Clark county? Hmm. There are a metric shit-ton of counties Clark in the US. Which one might this be?

Oh. It seems to be the one with Springfield in it.

He’s blaming drugs:

Rodgers also wrote that he had been prescribed sleep aids by his doctor to help with a sleeping disorder.
“It does cause some of my communication to be ‘out of character’ which is a documented side effect,” Rodgers wrote.

I guess it’s OK to have a police officer on mood altering drugs, carrying a gun and given great authority. Nothing can go wrong there.

I work for county government. We are having to make a lot of security upgrades because of these assholes.

We have to cover numerous county buildings. Schools and everywhere people can vote.

Cameras, and Cops. We have police stationed full time in some buildings. This is costing a shit ton of money. This years budget just for upgrading is 800k. There are only 30k people that live in the county.

My genreal “pitting” comment on news websites that NEVER TELL YOU where they are!

And if the Lt isn’t a grade- A MAGA asshole, sounds like he should cut back on the Ambien.

Also with maybe some rare exceptions, drugs don’t make you an asshole. The only thing they do is make it harder for you to cover up that you are naturally an asshole.

You people need a new sheriff.

In Ambien veritas

I thought he was just demonstrating the bet he lost to Arnold Palmer.

How does one go about proving who one voted for?

Not that that should ever be required, but if you HAD to, because you’re living in some sort of post-democratic dystopia, how would you do that in regards to this election?

Just keep one of those hats handy.

Aw, anyone who’s payin’ attention can spot a socialist-loving lib by just lookin’ at 'em. And by the bumper stickers on their car.