NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

Tucker Carlson says abortion causes hurricanes and that the bombing of Nagasaki was an attempt to commit genocide against Christians. No word on why God seems to keep directing his wrath at red states or why he’s allowing demons to fuck up his back.

And the lawsuits have begun:

“Despite the (Milwaukee Election Commission) maintaining open communications with the RNC, including meeting as recently as last night, it seems that filing a lawsuit was their goal all along,” Election Commission Executive Director Paulina Gutiérrez said in a statement.

“The (Milwaukee Election Commission) denies the allegation that observers will be arbitrarily limited. However, observers may be subject to reasonable limitations, a power given to chief inspectors under Wisconsin law. At no point was the Republican Party denied the presence of an observer during the in-person absentee voting period, nor will they be denied that presence on Election Day.”

On the assumption that this won’t be in front of a judge in the next 24 hours, lets see if they try to stall the election, while blaming the left, until it gets sorted out.

They can try, but the law ain’t on their side (as it wasn’t last time).

Or that stock black and white footage of the applauding ladies. (Python)

If we’re going old-school, I’d love to see this as a reaction to Trumpiness:

Indiana Republican candidate for state House is arrested for commenting on a Facebook post of a person who has a restraining order against him.

MAGA candidate for Congress arrested for stealing two ballots. He didn’t accomplish anything or delay any voting? So why do it? Bragging rights? Putz.

He did it to sow doubt and distrust, because it would screw up the election equipment testing.

According to the news accounts I read, as soon as he stole them he tipped off an associate as to what he had done, and she immediately started making a fuss about missing ballots and the counts being off.

As always;
Republicans: We know voter fraud is going on because . . . we are the ones committing the voter fraud.

“Donald Trump” in the SNL cold open last Saturday:

“Well, we’re almost at election day… The fraud has already begun. They’ve only caught it from people on my side so far…”

This probably counts as a stupid Republican idea, right? That if Facebook and Twitter didn’t exist he would possess a stable of sex slaves?

And male sex slaves, at that. What’s the GOP platform stance on pederasty these days?

O’Neill is apparently despised by the rest of SEAL Team Six because taking individual credit for the work of the team is Simply Not Done, and another member of the team who wrote a book about the operation flat out says he’s lying about being the one to shoot Osama.

I saw that yesterday. The question being bandied about social media is whether he thought a “concubine” was something completely different or whether he genuinely wants a harem of catamites.

Publicly or privately?

That’s the sort of candidate you really hope loses…

Unfortunately, that’s a deep red part of the state and anyone with an R next to their name tends to be a shoo-in for election.

Another loser one hopes looses bigly

I am so NOT proud of my state this morning…

It’s a game for the whole family?

Short version, he went on for a few lines calling out Harris over the garbage comment, then said

“But in two days, we are gonna take out the trash in Washington, D.C. And the trash’s name is Kamala Harris.”

They take a wide stance.

It wasn’t even her that used the garbage term, was it?