NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

Yager-bombed?

A drink of Jägermeister and Red Bull. (Jägerbomb)

“at around 5 p.m. on Tuesday.” At least it was 5:00.

Come on, we’d already decided he was qualified! Why do these guys always have to go the extra mile and show off?!?

Well at least they are getting all the scandals out of the way now.

I’m sure it will just be diligent public service after Jan 20th.

(What, you have a bridge to sell me? Tell me more!)

Yes, that was the joke I was making.

Right? That was my thought too. Seems early to be that plastered on a Tuesday.

Mitt Romney, at times a seemingly principled member of the GOP, really seemed to pour his heart out in his farewell address in asking for more bipartisan. I’m depressed that my cynicism prevents me from taking this article as anything but facile burbling.

“At times” is doing a lot of heavy lifting there. But I will credit him for those moments where he actually found lines he would not cross.

Why, thank you! I have been hitting the gym recently.

Like drinking coffee?

He did at least make some gesture toward wanting accountability for Trump’s actions during the impeachment hearings. In terms of “principled Republican” I’d place him higher than Susan Collins, certainly.

So you’re saying he went beyond “concerned” and was occasionally “perturbed”?

Perhaps even “irked.” Or “uneasy.”

Maybe even ‘annoyed’.

Don’t get carried away.

I HATE these “principled republicans” who bravely run away, rather than stay and make a difference.

Without his naming names, his calls for unity come across as both-siderism. “We all need to come together and stop all of the squabbling about who called for whose execution”

Also his calls for getting the debt under control so we can spend even more money on our already over bloated military. :face_vomiting:

“Both wolves and sheep need to stop eating each other.”

0:50 into it.

Me, too. Hiding and hoping not to be bothered by the tyrant comes across as something entirely other than “principled”. Kind of opposite to it, in fact.

This, too.