NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

Why do I get the sense that this Fallon guy (no relation to Jimmy) is angling for a Cabinet post? or perhaps I’m giving him too much credit and it’s just plain old headlines? Is this shouting meant to show strength? It just seems so childish.

Yes. Donald sees it that way. That’s all that matters.

Ben Shapiro tries to turn the United Healthcare shooting into a “those evil liberals!” thing, finds out that magas don’t exactly love healthcare CEOs either.

Yeah, healthcare (as well as Big Pharma) is one of those nonpartisan issues… Voters on both sides of the aisle hate them, while politicians on both sides of the aisle are in their pocket to at least some extent.

The only way I see a divide is that the left and right have been trying to find different solutions to the problem, but neither side has an electorate happy with the status quo. That should tell you how shitty our system is; even MAGA can’t be convinced that everything is fine.

“Vaccines cause mutations!”

“WE’LL INGEST DEWORMER INSTEAD!”

“The election was stolen, trust us, the MyPillow guy has evidence he’ll share someday!”

“LET’S INVADE THE CAPITOL AND ATTACK CONGRESS AND MURDER PENCE!”

“Healthcare is great, America is the best!”

“Umm… No, it’s total shit, have you seen my medical bills?!”

A Trump-appointed judge in Alabama (!) has ruled against city officials who tried to ban the local Pride organization from participating in the town Christmas parade.

shout loudly and carry a tiny mushroom

Yeah, it’s definitely an “enemy of my enemy” situation here. Oddly refreshing, in a very twisted way.

Maxim 29: The enemy of my enemy is my enemy’s enemy. No more. No less.

I think a more contemporary phrasing might be:

“Can the enemy of my enemy be counted on to fuck over my enemy, or would he rather fuck me over more?”

The Soviet Union wasn’t bestest buddies with the West in WWII, they were just equally committed to fucking over Hitler first.

Or, “What will the enemy of my enemy do once our mutual enemy is gone?”

Or “The enemy of my enemy may not be Hitler, but he is Stalin.”

The mutant enemy. “Grr. Argh.”

Every damned day I come here to read the boards, and shake my head in horror at the sheer ineptness, the malice, the utter evil that the Republican party is proposing come Jan next year.

But it is all so over the top, strains my credulity ligament to within a mm of snapping that I wonder (pray) that one day in the near future, Trump and his immediate turd-heap of acolytes are going to come out on stage with a big “GOTCHA!! You lot got sucked in a bewdy. You libtards are so stupid to think we would ever consider doing all those things we said we would. It was a joke, son, just a joke. And you lot fell for it, hook, line and sinker”.

A girl can have her fantasy.

You just know that if Trump drove himself, he’d have one of those 6 x 6 pick-ups.

…when looking for an image I found this one that shows that Donald isn’t the only one who needs to over-compensate:

Add Matt Walsh to the list of pundits who are finding out the hard way that magas don’t actually LIKE the health insurance industry.

That does look useful for hauling a camper through a swamp or towing your boat down to the lake for a fishing trip with your buddies.

The way I put it is, just because Godzilla is fighting King Kong, that doesn’t mean he won’t step on my house.

RFK Jr wants prospective HHS staff to fill out a questionnaire which asks, among other things, whether you have psychic powers, how highly you would rate your attractiveness, and how open you are to “sexual experiences with another person”.

I give it six weeks before Jon MacNaughton produces another painting that depicts Trump driving one of those.

Now here’s a Republican idea that is worthy of special attention both for its novelty and its implications.

“. . . weather modification activities,” which it defines as any attempt to alter the weather or sunlight through the release of chemicals, compounds, or other substances into the atmosphere. According to the proposed legislation, such actions would be illegal within the state of Florida.