NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

Isn’t the VOA viewed around the word as the broadcast arm of the CIA? Kari Lake might as well be running the tiddlywink factory, for all that it matters.

Yes, this isn’t the 60s cold war era, when media was restricted, and all anyone had was a bicycle-powered radio. Does anyone actually listen to VOA any more? Might get more information from number stations.

This could facilitate Republicans’ goal of Making Childhood Diseases Great Again.

Well the cite said hundreds of millions so clearly yes.

That said, if the audience in the US is small then it’s not a role anyone in government will care much about.

That said that said, it won’t stop her hosting whatever shows in the US as well, so it’s a nice little side hustle for her.

Is it just me or is the whole platform of the Republican Party now to take us back to the Middle Ages?

Not just you.

I’ve got my portfolio protected: I’ve moved all my investments into companies that make iron lungs and crutches.

Wouldn’t companies making iron maidens be an even better bet?

You don’t really need that many, though. People will be using their iron lungs for the rest of their lives, so you’ll need a lot. Iron maidens will also last for the lifetime of the user, but that won’t be as long, and they can be easily reused. Don’t even have to clean them.

A big part of the reason that entertainment like Game of Thrones is popular, is that millions fantasize about the peasants bowing down and calling them “Your Grace.”

Also, medieval economies are great for those with, shall we say, less-conventional tastes. The more families that are starving, the more choice you’ll have of three-year-olds (traded to you for a crust of bread).

(I wish I were kidding. My guess is that some proportion of right-wingery is motivated by the knowledge that severe asset inequality leads to better availability of humans for trafficking.)

No, peasants in the Middle Ages actually got lots of time off.

Figures be that Southern Plantation system was based on manorialism. Today’s Republican Party has some twisted nostalgia about the Antebellum South and the Gilded Age.

You got something against coffins?

Sales of coffins won’t rise as much. You have to find the hidden growth industries. Get in B4 people wise up.

Vivek Ramaswamy decides that right now is the PERFECT time to tell people that healthcare needs to be more expensive.

It can be argued that coffins wiped out the Ivory-billed Woodpecker – they went extinct in the continental U.S. due to habitat destruction in the mid 1800’s, one of the causes of which was logging. One of the reasons logging increased was the need to make coffins during the Civil War. So, yeah – fuck coffins!

As penance they should have been required to make little coffins for all those dead birds.

…AND THEN EVERYONE CLAPPED

Now that could be a good niche market!

Did she approach him with tears in her eyes?

Interesting. He’s comparing 30% of “events” with 70% of “costs”.

Anyone want to field guesses about how much more an average emergency costs, compared to routine medical treatment? I’m guessing (70/30) = 2.33 times as much…

Lyin’ with statistics, always a fun game.