NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

Yep. “Built in a desert” may not appear in a textbook, but it does describe the reason for many of the issues that area must deal with, year in and year out.

Trump’s executive order on gender has apparently accidentally declared all Americans to be female.

That, or it defines neither “male” nor “female” to exist at all.

Also, are all intersex people going to be rounded up? Or just forced to pick one box which might not conform to the one they want or were assigned at birth?

They do not exist.
Up Next: Trump signs EO declaring that grey does not exist, only black and white.

My wife and I are going to have to figure some things out I guess.

Your marriage might not be legal for much longer, but then again nobody else’s will be either.

Maybe this is Donny’s way of getting around Melania’s pre-nup.

You mean, “Only White.”

No, no, that’s the Erasing the Fourteenth Amendment EO.

MAMA

(Matriarchal?)

Lauren Boebert has offered a guided tour of the Capitol to the J6ers on the night of their release.

Should that happen, and should a gang of heavily armed men enter the Capitol and chase some representatives through its secured parts remember that Lauren Boebert gave them, yet another, guided tour of the facility.

If this is about who I think it’s about then I’d just like to issue a preemptive “fuck you and your stupid hoodie you ignorant slob”.

Fetterman’s official response to the rumor?

He called the rumor “amateur hour shit”.

‘If they think, “oh, it’s going to be like a Manchin or a Sinema play,” that’s just not true, and that’s not going to happen,’ Fetterman said.

Maybe he’s lying, but there didn’t seem to be any wiggle room in his response.

Neither of them actually switched parties, so if he does, he would technically be telling the truth. I suppose we’ll see.

My fuck you to him stands, seeing as just yesterday he posed for a photo-op with the guy who stole the Speaker’s podium on 1/6.

I agree with a “fuck you” directed at John “Neville Chamberlain” Fetterman and his sterling example of appeasement in the face of wannabe fascism.

Yeah, Fetterman had become a disappointment. If he wasn’t already.

Boebert has demonstrated her patriotism once again. Fuck her by the horse she rode in on.

‘Why does she get to have all the fun???’ ~ MTG

Yeah, right. Like he cares about Black.

Doesn’t she believe the Capitol Police already gave them a guided tour? Maybe she can get some tips from them on what to include in the tour.

Of course he does, who’s going to do the black jobs?
That cotton ain’t gonna pick itself!