Smapti
January 23, 2025, 2:28am
9701
The admin has ordered federal employees to snitch on their coworkers who are secretly being DEI.
It sure would be a shame if people were to start flooding the email address they’ve set up with spam. I certainly hope nobody around here would do such a thing.
Damn - I tried to share thoughts and prayers, but got some enlargement cursor thingy when I tried to click on the second link.
Good idea. I shared the Magnificat.
Emphasis on “He has lifted up the lowly; and the rich, he has turned away empty.”
Any sort of summary to what you’re linking to?
It’s the Onion .
The video title is, “Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything.”
I’m sure that’s enough of a summary.
Smapti
January 23, 2025, 8:31am
9708
At this point the Onion might be the most honest news site on the web.
WASHINGTON—Hampering the chief justice’s efforts to swear him in for a second term, President-elect Donald Trump autographed the inaugural Bible before handing it back to John Roberts, sources confirmed Monday. “There you go—all yours,” said...
Est. reading time: 1 minute
BEEKMAN, NY—Upon receiving the news that his name had somehow been included in an executive order granting clemency to nearly 1,600 rioters, Mark David Chapman reportedly decided to just go with it Monday when he was pardoned alongside the Jan. 6...
Est. reading time: 2 minutes
SPRINGFIELD, IL—Describing the items on the shelf as yet other example of the “woke nonsense” abetting the feminization of American men, local conservative Nick Schwab, 54, told reporters Wednesday he was outraged by the availability of tampons and...
Est. reading time: 2 minutes
WASHINGTON—Placing his right hand on the collection of posts taken from the controversial message board, JD Vance was reportedly sworn in as vice president Monday on a stack of printed-out 4chan greentexts. “I, James David Vance, do solemnly swear...
Est. reading time: 1 minute
PALM BEACH, FL—Revealing that the stage was first set in 1999 with his short-lived Reform Party run, President-elect Donald Trump admitted Friday that his entire political career has been a WWE storyline to set up a match with Cody Rhodes....
Est. reading time: 1 minute
Smapti
January 24, 2025, 12:02am
9709
Meanwhile, in Cloud Cuckoo Land (I.e. the Republican-controlled Congress)…
Tim Burchett says he believes aliens have underwater bases on earth
It’s not really new that he has a stupid idea. I’m pretty sure he’s been stupid his whole life. Tennessee represent!
If you read “alien” as “any of those foreigners from outside the US” then it’s true.
Chronos
January 24, 2025, 1:37am
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Unpossible. Trump would never autograph something for anyone without first getting paid for it.
Smapti
January 24, 2025, 1:39am
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Hey, I read this book when I was a kid.
The Kraken Wakes is an apocalyptic science fiction novel by British writer John Wyndham, originally published by Michael Joseph in the United Kingdom in 1953, and first published in the United States in the same year by Ballantine Books under the title Out of the Deeps as a mass market paperback. The novel is also known as The Things from the Deep.
The novel is structured as a book within a book. After a short scene-setting introduction, the novel is the book written by the protagonist, radio...
No see, Trump is doing it for Roberts as a “gratuity”.
Smapti
January 24, 2025, 2:33am
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AZ Congressman introduces a bill to let ChatGPT prescribe drugs.
Edit - Nevermind. The link wasn’t a Republican idea, just a Democrat trolling.
A proposed bill in Mississippi ‘would make it unlawful for “a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.” ’ Essentially, it would outlaw choking the chicken.
The “Contraception Begins at Erection Act ” is, in and of itself, not a stupid Republican idea
In a statement to N B C affiliate WLB T of Jackson, (Rep Bradford) Blackmon referred to the high number of state legislative bills introduced in recent years that target women’s access to reproductive health care, specifically abortion and contraception.
it is a Democrat trolling R misogyny.
Joey_P
January 24, 2025, 2:32pm
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eschereal the seriously twisted:
A proposed bill in Mississippi ‘would make it unlawful for “a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.” ’ Essentially, it would outlaw choking the chicken.
You wouldn’t want to make god irate.