Tommy Tuberville says that if your kids have ADHD, you should just beat them until they’re neurotypical, which I suppose is a sound idea if your goal is for your kid to grow up to be a serial killer.
I can’t seem to find the passage in the Evangelical Bible that says Jesus will return only if Benjamin Netanyahu gets to do ALL the crimes.
Wild guess: too many stories about Americans dealing with the everyday problems that come from being part of the 99%, and not enough gushing pieces on how beautifully Ivanka decorates her yacht.
I believe Faux News and Sports are sufficiently adjacent to the Trumpist party. So with that out of the way: IN NO SURPRISE, FOX EXECUTIVE SUED FOR SEX HARASSMENT.
“For the second time in less than a month, Fox Sports and one of its executives have been sued for sexual misconduct, with former host Julie St"ewart-Binks saying executive vice president of content Charlie Dixon sexually assaulted her in 2016.”
It’s like tryouts for the current clusterfuck administration.
In a lawsuit filed in Los Angeles County Superior Court, Stewart-Binks says that Dixon forcibly kissed her after pushing her against a wall in January 2016.
So are there any Cabinet posts not yet filled, for Trump to offer to Dixon?
Peter Doocy actually asks a good question at the WH Press Conference - why should the American people feel safe flying if Trump says it’s unsafe because of women and colored folk and dwarves?
That’s because Tuberville thinks “attention deficit” is just a euphamism for unfocused and undisciplined. They’re just lazy. “Give them a good smack - that’ll get their attention.”
You’re giving him too much credit.
Tuberville’s only qualification for Senate was as a mediocre college football coach who somehow won a few games against Alabama at the right time. Which, of course, the fine (sic) folk of Alabama equate with godhood, thereby sticking the rest of us with his poor facsimile of human intelligence.
Ah, the Patton Method.
Reminds me of a cartoon I saw in a psychology text. A little girl is crying and the father is spanking her brother over his knee. This will teach you to hit your sister!
How’s this for a stupid republican idea? (The link goes to AOL.)
Rep. Anna Paulina Luna, R-Fla., has introduced a bill proposing to carve President Donald Trump into Mount Rushmore.
The South Dakota national memorial shows the faces of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln. Luna’s announcement of the bill, which does not include any details on the timing or funding of the project, includes a rendering of Trump’s figure in stone next to Lincoln’s.
I can’t quote the next paragraph because then I’d have to chew my fingertips off for typing that bullshit quoted within it.
It’s just virtue-signaling to desperately prove loyalty to Tangerino Mussolini.
I would be happy to put Trumps face permanently on Mount Rushmore.
Not a carved likeness. His actual face.
I could get behind this if he’s the only one the other way.
Man, Godzilla’s gonna have a great time there.
I’ve seen that before and I’m not sure who it’s meant to be a diss against
Sometimes fourth-grade humor is just fourth-grade humor.
Must say I can see why our Canadian brothers and sisters think we are all assholes right now…
When I read that paragraph I started to feel my breakfast trying to fight its way up my throat.
There are plenty of trees on Mt Rushmore that could facilitate doing that.
The original is just meant to be whimsical, I think. I was trying to make it the four original heads and an ass.
I had to search for a clothed one.
Indeed, except maybe Alberta, the Texas of Canada.