Not to mention cute little doggies and pussy cats under their fur. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DpLYHKzqbE&ab_channel=MuppetShowSkits (one of my favorite clips from that show)
I am so old, when I read about this shit, I hear the voice of Barbara Woodhouse calling, “Wokies!”
Loser Donald is suddenly ranting on Twooth Social about why isn’t Biden being charged under the Insurrection Act, which, knowing Donald, means he’s just been informed that he’s about to be charged under the Insurrection Act.
I just saw this a few moments ago on Twitter with the caption, “Can you spot the Freudian slip?”
He’s like an Indictment Groundhog.
Was there even a hint of truthiness in there? I’m struggling. Matters not, maganuts are bobbing up and down in unison. OWN THE LIBS ™
I’m having a weird flash of a right-wing version of Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, with Trump as Wonka and lots of MAGA-loompas.
He needs some kind of nanny software:
Not often I get a genuine full-sized laugh out of a 'Dope post, but you did it. That was great! Thank you.
Thank-you, that was beautiful.
Eating their own, hedging bets, pandering … you know, the usual:
If these three were in a lifeboat and you could only save one; who would it be?
I throw them an anchor - from 100 feet up
The lifeboat.
Dan
I was thinking that I’d save the shark.
Loser Donald’s plan to help ranchers whose access to grazing land would be blocked by WALL was to have firetrucks set up ladders so the cows could climb up and over.
How about giant trampolines so they can bounce over?
What a stile-ish idea.
It’s times like this where I’m convinced the entire world is trolling me.
trebuchets
not many threads you can just waltz in and say ‘trebuchets’ without causing much consternation
Cow flinging was treated in an episode of Northern Exposure.
Spoiler: They wound up flinging an old upright piano.