I got it two minutes early.
So you are all zombies up there in the U.S. now? I hope it only works on humans and so Messi wasn’t affected, or that zombies can play futbol…
4 minutes early. We’re in Florida, so there’re so few vaccinated folks here I don’t think we’ll be seeing much in the way of ravening zombie hordes more than
Oh ShiT! Gotta go!! Wish me luck!
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I was taking a nap and woke up to find the alert on my phone. Am I a zombie now? How can I tell-- is there some kind of test?
What would you like for lunch?
Hmmm… I’m not hungry… but maybe something gooey and sweet? Like coconut cream pie?
Is that bad?
Should I look in the mirror? Or not?
I’d rather have banana creme but that’s just me.
I wouldn’t turn that down either.
They’re coming to get you Thelma…
You know what vegetarian zombies eat?
Cauliflower?
GRAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSSS!
What does Zombie Thomas the Tank Engine eat?
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Coal? It’s just dinosaurs corpses anyhow. 
TRAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSSS!
The face-eating continues.
Looks like Matt Gaetz is getting Cawthorned.
Since it’s not a bet, I wonder if the mods would let us set up a gofundme for your bail and attorney’s fees.