NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

I’d contribute to that and consider it my patriotic duty. :classical_building:

Advocating violence is not a thing we should be doing. No matter how well deserved it may be.

It’s an explicit rule here. And probably a decent idea in real life too. The guy is an actual Federal official, disgusting as that fact may be.

But he did get in time for a sarcastic “Thoughts&Prayers” dig, so you have to respect that!

Wouldn’t it be great if Matt Gaetz agreed to get into a boxing ring with Mike Tyson? For charity?

Not to mention that setting up a gofundme before hand would be the very definition of premeditated.
Even Trumps lawyers would be able to get a conviction.

[Project Farm] “We’re going to test that!” [/PF]
< Lines up Giuliani, Habba, Powell, Cohen… >

The Cawthorning continues; Gaetz used to show off pornographic images on the House floor and once referred to Kristi Noem as “one fine bitch”.

Just to clarify: I don’t really advocate punching anyone even gaetz. I’ve never punched anyone ever and have always hated violence. It’s more of a joke thing with me that gaetz has a “punchable” face. I would not set up a gofundme page probably for anything let alone punching someone. I would also not really donate to it if someone else did. It was a joke, in poor taste. My apologies.

I might punch him now that @Sylvanz put the idea in my head.

Just joking! I thought of it myself.

I really dislike Matt Gaetz and wish bad things upon him.

I’m beginning to suspect that every Republican in Congress has blackmail material on every other Republican, and the caucus only holds together through a precarious sort of large-scale MAD. Which leads me to wonder what the eventual end-state is, if the stability gets upset too much…

I’m telling you, it’s like that episode of Star Trek, where Spock had a beard in an alternate universe where conspiracy, subterfuge and backstabbing was just the order of the day.

We need someone who can calculate RCM (Republican Critical Mass).

And you know how they advanced in rank? McCarthy should be happy we don’t live in that universe.

For congress, we can have the ThunderRotunder: “two congressmen go in, one comes out!”

It’s more like a combination of 1930s/1940s Nazis and the Stasi from the German Democratic Republic.

Norman! Norman! Does not compute. Republicans do not use critical thinking.

Daddy Putin has taught them the value of kompromat well.

I like to think of it as Three Stooges Syndrome.

I can’t resist sharing this captioned photo

Boebert looks like she’s thinking, “Jesus, this guy is such a fuckup that he can’t even do that right.”