NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

I’m still waiting on his volunteer waterboarding, to show us librul snowflakes that It’s Not So Bad and it doesn’t qualify as actual torture.

Stop the presses! A conservative radio host says something true!

Sean Hannity would be the perfect secret identity for Superman. No one would ever believe it, and any expose would just be called “ fake news.”

“I’m not a liar because he lies more!” is a novel defence, even without the outing the guy issues.

Don’t get too excited. It was 14 years ago.

Martial artist Chuck Norris was once asked what he would do if confronted by 6 men in an alley who demanded his wallet.

“I’d probably give them my wallet.”

Stupid bravado is stupid.

Ron Desantis is evidently taking truth-telling lessons from DJT, or maybe Santos.

The instant I heard his lame claim, I thought, “Hey, isn’t that illegal? He’s not the federal government!”

I hope he’s not allergic to whatever glue’s keeping that facial hair on his face.

“Colleges and universities will purge the antisemitism and pro-turartiz tur ah wha what you doing, the terrorism is pro.”

Bold words from Loser Donald.

“Norman, coordinate.”

Why?      

Trying to work on my empathy.

Jesus Christ. And this is the person the republican voters want to put back in the White House? I’ve said it before and, sadly, I’ll be saying it many times more: *Cry, the Beloved Country!"

Fortunately, he pointed out in the same speech that, because of him, there’s no terrorism in Israel any more.

Of course there isn’t, in his view. He’s openly advocated for war crimes before, hasn’t he? There’s no end to his evilness.

12 minutes? What an odd choice of number. And minutes? Good Lord. :smfh:

So Israel “occupying” Golan has been Deep State disinformation since 1967? Boy, they’re even more devious than we thought?

“I hear it’s amazing when the famous purple-stuffed worm in flap jaw space with a tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I NEED SCISSORS! SIXTY-ONE!”