NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

If Trump is in the White House, Republicans will be able to do whatever the hell they want.

Because companies that support inclusiveness “hate you and what you stand for”. Sure, that totally makes sense.

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Loser Donald: Big strong men are sneaking across the border so they can play women’s sports.

How does anyone like this guy??

A question for the ages.

Oh up here in Canada there’s nowhere near enough men in women’s sports and so crossing fingies we can syphon off a whole bunch of those young strong men from you stupes and $$$CAPITALIZE$$$!
(It’s just the stable genius thing rubbing off, that’s all.)

I err; as a Canadian, we try to hew, more often than not, to the Brit. spellings, ergo $$$CAPITALISE$$$!

When I hear of Canadians hewing, my first thought is lumberjacks.

And that’s OK.

Uh-oh. Another immigrant group to worry about at the Mexican border.


In a Friday memo by the agency’s San Diego Field Office’s intelligence unit, obtained by Fox News, the agency warns that individuals “inspired by, or reacting to, the current Israel-Hamas conflict may attempt travel to or from the area of hostilities in the Middle East via circuitous transit across the Southwest border.”

“Foreign fighters motivated by ideology or mercenary soldiers of fortune may attempt to obfuscate travel to or from the US to or from countries in the Middle East through Mexico.”

He also mentioned that the men who attacked Israel are coming into the US.

Who knew that the tunnels under Gaza are wormholes? Well, trump knew. But the media won’t recognize genius.

Great, thanks for the earworm!

Given the sources, there, I poked around to see if there might be a more familiar one, and bascially came up with this demurring from Vice, from last Wednesday.
Or maybe you were joshin…shrugsies, whatevs.

Foreigner fighters motivated by ideology may be trying to make it to Canada. I believe there’s some history of that sort of thing.

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I wasn’t joshin’ … it was those scamps at FAUX News doin’ the joshin’.

I kind of like this quote in the linked vice article:

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene also published a video on X, asking, “Is America Being Invaded By Terrorists?”

I thought: "No marge our country is being governed by wanna be terrorists/fascists. That chick is the gift that keeps on giving.

That’s becaused he is, after all, a worm.

You misspelled insanity and insanitying.

If Hamas are coming from Mexico on paragliders, doesn’t that make building a wall seem rather foolish? That money could have been invested in the Jewish Space Laser program.

Why yes, yes I did. How sloppy of me.

In the 2nd bit, Donald does a convincing impression of someone with Wernicke’s Aphasia

Wernicke aphasia is characterized by impaired language comprehension. Despite this impaired comprehension, speech may have a normal rate, rhythm, and grammar.

Hey, public speaking is hard, what with having to remember what state you’re in and all.