It’s unlikely that a rabbi a priest and a minister would EVER walk into a bar together.
Excuse me, but given how “liberal” for the past forty years has been used as a perjorative meaning “Godless Communist baby-killing unAmerican adulterist,” applied to anyone even a smidgen to the left, and that’s on a good day, having “conservative” be the shorthand label for “bat-shit insane” is all right by me.
What have I been saying these last years?? If it weren’t for Those Scary Muslims, Jews would be the scapegoats of Western civilization. I mean, even as late as, what, the 1950’s, Jewish people were perceived, especially by Old Money, as second-class citizens. Only since a larger percentage of Middle Eastern immigrants have shown up in the last half-century has the Upper Crust decided, “I guess we can let the Goldsteins in at the country club.”
On the other hand, Tucker Carlson doesn’t read a lot of the memos.
Even as late as, what, the 1950’s 2010s,
I guess Trump’s running mate is gonna be Henry Clay, then?
I’ve been trying my best to draw my own conclusions, and getting nowhere.
The depth of the dumbth still surprises me.
Try using interpretive dance. Drawing isn’t for everyone.
Among other idiocy, Nancy Mace has given herself a nickname: “National Nancy.” You can’t give yourself a nickname, dummy.
Mike Johnson has been using an unsecure app to scan all his phone usage and send it to his teenage son so he can make sure his dad isn’t watching porn.
Personally, I think it unwise to look too closely into the internet history of the average seventeen-year-old boy.
Is this a chastity belt situation or just an excuse for getting caught with an app on his phone all his devices that’s sending all his data, including potentially sensitive government info, to other devices?
Buttery males!
I wonder if Mike Johnson likes those sorts of slippery guy pornos. Raging far right homophobe? Naaah, couldn’t be. Could it? 
“It scans all the activity on your phone, or your devices, your laptop, what have you; we do all of it,” Johnson explained. “It sends a report to your accountability partner. My accountability partner right now is Jack, my son. He’s 17. So he and I get a report about all the things that are on our phones, all of our devices, once a week. If anything objectionable comes up, your accountability partner gets an immediate notice. I’m proud to tell ya, my son has got a clean slate."
You sweet, sweet, summer child…
Of course, his son probably figured out a way around the app months ago. Kids are smart that way.
Orkers of the world, unite!
Within a generation, doorbell cameras will make the “knock, knock” joke obsolete.
Right Wing 2A Knock Knock joke:
Knock knock
[shotgun blast through the door]
I felt threatened.
Venn diagram intersection of relaxing and funny videos:
Translation:
I’m such a quivering coward haunted by paranoid delusions that the mere sound of fingers on wood makes me fear for my very life.