Pete “Girls have cooties, I want hairless twink boys only” Hegseth says the Boy Scouts have gone woke because they’re letting FEEEEEEEEE-MALES in.
Well, nothing says traditional Republican values like kicking the girls out and going back to the days when troops were run by red blooded American pedophiles
The Republican-dominated legislature here wants to name a freeway after Charlie Kirk.
If were gonna name a road after someone with no Arizona connection who was murdered by a right-wing thug, what’s wrong with Ranee Good or Alex Pretti?
I’m surprised they aren’t attempting to rename the Piestewa Freeway. Clean up that bit of “wokeness” that slipped through.
They should choose this little bit (6th street, red pin center of image). It’s about half a block long, between two parking lots, where no one ever goes. Because Phoenix doesn’t seem to have a rendering plant, or convenient raw sewage dump, that would be a better street to name after him.
A remarkably high number of women also piss on the seat, judging my experience with public toilets over the years.
We’ll get that just after we convince the hovering women to actually sit their asses down on the seats. Because if everyone did then no one would be pissing on the seats and they wouldn’t be “dirty”
(Note that if you happen to be a hovering woman who is capable of getting everything in the hole and none on the seat I don’t care what you do. I just care that the person ahead of me didn’t leave a mess.)
I’ve been married twice and have two daughters, and I can assure you this is the case.
Actually, since I am the only one who raises the seat to urinate, I’m the one least likely to urinate on the seat in my house. (And yes, I put it back down after, I have been trained well.)
Well, I guess the dog is less likely than me, she goes outside or on a pad.
This is the thing that confuses me. If you’re going to hover, why not lift the seat?
I have no idea, I was taught to remain seated during the entire performance like a proper lady.
The picture in that article is harsh testimony that Mace has aged 20 years in the last 2 years. What is going on with her?
Drugs and alcohol can age a person real quick.
Here’s a secret: No man can aim. Sometimes, no matter where you point the main stream, there’s a side stream that’s, like, 45º off of it. The difference between men isn’t between those who can aim and those who can’t; it’s between those of us who clean up after ourselves and those who don’t.
Though, of course, “those who don’t clean up after themselves” is a pretty apt description of Republicans.
You mean touch some part of a toilet??!? With my hand???!!?!?!
Eeeewww!!!1!1!+!!!
That’s why.
Oh, thank God you said that. I thought there was something wrong with me.
As I am reasonably anonymous, I can relate the story:
My friends and I were on a medium length hike and the last night was in a mountain hut with a fire pit.
We finished off the booze, and my girlfriend was jealous of us guys ability to piss on the fire (we had a lot of booze to finish).
So she hovered over the fire (just embers at that point) and let rip. She did not expect the smoke and urine-steam that inevitably exploded beneath her. This is how embarrassing legends happen.
ETA… She’s not Republican, so I guess wrong thread
I was once on a canoe trip and upon breaking camp one morning we realized we had packed all of the pots but the fire was still burning. We cleverly decided that all of the guys would piss on the remaining embers to extinguish them.. That is not an odor I ever want experience again.
Around here, pissing in a fire is known is putting it out “boy scouts style”.
That’s why god created shoes and put them on your feet. You lift the seat with your toes and drop it back with your heel.
Using a shoe is so much more disgusting.
Use your hand, you have skin to protect you (I’ll make exceptions for gaping open wounds I suppose). Grab a piece of toilet paper as a shield if you must. Then, when you’re done, WASH YOUR GODDAMN HANDS.
We invented soap for a reason. Use it.
Hold on, you’re NOT supposed to rub your open wounds on a public toilet seat?
This country has gone soft.