NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 4)

But it’s okay to rape 10 years old girls and force them to birth the pregnancy. Prosecute the abortion doctor.

Hey, Jeanine, where’s the list and the resulting cases from the Epstein files? Where?

Just listening to her blather on and on, I understand her better. I mean, it’s easy to see why anyone hearing this nonsense needs a drink. Or two.

Republican candidate for governor of Florida demands the lynching of a black man who asked him about the underage girl he had sex with.

That guy is pretty special:

Last month, his campaign was banned from every Waffle House in the state of Florida.

Maybe he can get that FEMA guy who teleports into Waffle Houses to teach him how.

The FEMA guy claims to have been teleported against his will to Waffle House, but maybe that FEMA guy can direct him to whoever did that to him.

He’s also apparently risking contempt charges for not paying back the $228,000 he stole from his former employee.

Fishback has refused to repay the money, saying he doesn’t have the funds to do so, and also told the Miami New Times, “I am not going to pay him a penny just because some Democrat judge in New York who has sided against President Trump time and again says that I owe him his attorney’s fees.” His financial accounts have subsequently been garnished, and a Tesla he owned seized and sold by the U.S. Marshals.

Seems like a nice fellow.

One of our finest.

UPDATE: The bill passed and takes effect at the end of this month. No word yet on whether Keith Swank will be overthrowing the state government now.

I’d pay good money to watch that show.

Republican state Sen. Ron Muzzall of Oak Harbor argued the law undermines voters’ authority.

“We take our ability to elect our law enforcement pretty seriously and we take the ability to un-elect them pretty seriously,” Muzzall told KING 5 in February. “Why? Because we trust them.”

If you’re trusting in the wrong people, maybe you shouldn’t have that authority.

One more on that Fishback article:

I’m sorry - he was having sex with an underaged girl who worked for him at a place called Incubate Debate?

I can’t even begin to choose the punchline to that.

ETA on the other article: why does he think Tallahassee is in New York? It doesn’t bode well for his plan to be governor….

The judge ruled against him therefore the judge is a Democrat therefore the judge lives in New York. It’s Republican logic at its finest.

Can’t wait to see how badly is the primary going to be rigged against him… /s

Sounds like ~80M Americans have a problem we need to address.

Doug Mastranio, a very Trumpy state senator who ran for Congress in PA, has a write-in campaign for Governor. Except there’s already a Republican running for that position who was actually endorsed by the Prez. This doesn’t seem like a formula for success, but I’m happy about it.

No question.

Racist, child molesting thief? I fear he may be overqualified for the GOP.