NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 4)

So you’re saying that

Phony Phoning Phools the Phathead Phascist Pheatherbrains

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Mike Johnson actually held a vote on a Constitutional amendment to fix the size of the Supreme Court.

You’ll be shocked to learn it didn’t get a two thirds vote.

MO state House candidate Thomas Ross has been arrested for attempting to plant cocaine on his primary opponent.

https://www.fourstateshomepage.com/news/local/joplin-candidate-thomas-ross-drug-charges/

They’re sending us their very best people. Best people.

I was quite willing to start over at a job that made half what I used to, but as I was over 45 at the time I was told I was not eligible for re-training.

So I wound up taking a job paying ONE FOURTH of what I used to earn.

It’s not always a matter of being “unwilling”. Ageism really, really does exist.

Also, getting SS disability is NOT as easy as you imply.

I’m sorry; we sorta passed each other there on understanding. My bad.

Yes, ageism is real. I’ve dealt with it myself changing careers in my late 40s. I ended up defeating it by starting a company after no one in that industry would hire me. I got real lucky there; not everyone has that option. Nor do they necessarily succeed if they take it. I had a couple of very close calls early on where that could have been a disastrous course to have taken. Luck again.

And yes, getting onto disability not easy, Nor is it a cushy amount of money. Cheap food or low rent, not both, is a decent thumbnail. At the same time there are legions of pre- age 65 people who are on it for rather vague reasons. Heavily concentrated in dead end cities & towns.

Lots of folks in situations similar to yours end up in the informal economy too. Which from the formal employment statistics looks like “retirement”.

My point was solely that the existence of that group of people, and the definitions of “retired” the Feds use for employment statistics, causes a skew versus what an ordinary citizen thinks of when somebody says “average retirement age”.

Bottom line: No, age 61 is not the average age at which Americans settle down to a life of leisure with adequate pension + savings. Instead age 61 is the average age at which Americans either do the above, or get unceremoniously jettisoned from the formal economy whether they want or can afford that or not.

The former is the national dream. The latter is a national tragedy. And the national reality. Sorry to have been unclear.

The RW politician spouting that “average retirement is 61” line is hoping people will be confused and think it’s the dream, not the tragedy. Same kind of misdirection as when Candidate Romney told a bunch of donors that 51% (IIRC) of Americans are paid by the government. It’s meant to outrage, not inform.

Mike Huckabee isn’t sure what Maria Bartiromo’s pronouns are, but bless his heart, he’s trying.

Always make sure to proofread your templates before posting folks. Otherwise, when you’re trying to fake sympathy for other people, you might end up just looking like an idiot.

Here are some really stupid Republicans having a normal conversation. Just your average Cabinet member and wife of the President’s top aide.

Katie Miller: “What’s a conspiracy theory that you believe in?”
Sean Duffy: “Which ones don’t I believe in.”
Duffy: “I have a hard time believing the government anymore.”

You are the government dumbass. Should be cued up to the right spot.

Good to see that Trump’s DOJ is rigidly enforcing the laws to keep us all safe. Especially from the woke school districts.

The lawsuit says district policies keep information from parents, such as when a child chooses to go by another name or gender while at school.

Milo Yiannopolis admits he’s still gay.

Never mind.

Don’t try to post drunk, kids.

And of course he was deported to the UK, not some country where he doesn’t even have any connection. Better treatment than others received.

Then i’d never post!

A judge has disqualified a Green Party candidate in a House race in Pennsylvania on the grounds that they are a Republican plant intended to split liberal voters and help the GOP retain the seat.

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I thought the Green Party were in favor of plants.

No way. Plants are smarter than republicans.

The key here seems to be the Pennsylvania Election Code (mentioned in the story)–

(My bolding.) Presumably each state has it’s own code, and may differ on this subject.

In a two-party system it’s inevitable that a third-party candidate may have the power to “split the vote.” Now I’m wondering how many states are like Pennsylvania in trying to put restrictions on this.

STUPID / EVIL / CLUSTERFUCK Take you pick of categories. This person and Kushner and anyone associated with any of them should be jailed or sent to an asylum.

U.S. Envoy Tells Putin He’ll Have ‘Incredible Memories’ Of Russia’s Invasion Of Ukraine

U.S. envoy Steve Witkoff told Russian President Vladimir Putin Saturday that he’ll think back fondly on the “incredible stories and incredible memories” that Russia’s invasion of Ukraine has given him.

The comments came during a three-hour meeting in Moscow between Putin, Witkoff, and Jared Kushner about Russia’s war against Ukraine.

“First of all, President Putin, thank you so much for having us,” Witkoff told Putin as cameras rolled. “We were um, sitting outside just now – me, Jared [Kushner] and Kirill [Dmitriev] – and then Yuri [Ushakov] joined us, and we were all talking about when we retire, we’ll have all these incredible stories and incredible memories.

“And yours will be right at the top of it all,” Witkoff told Putin.

So we start/escalate a trade war with our biggest trading partner, Canada.

Threaten to back Argentina over the UK on the Falkland Islands.

Play down a German intel report implicating Russia attempted to bomb its airport in Leipzig…

And this fucking hack stops just short of fellating Vladimir Putin in the Kremlin?

These examples are from the last few DAYS. Just a few days of the president spitting in the face of our allies and every American diplomatic effort since WWII.

What else am I missing? There’s still time left in the week. Surely he’ll manage to masturbate in the Notre Dame. Or maybe he can visit Japan and to break their grass cutter sword?

There has to be some remaining shred of American diplomacy he can ruin with vulgar indifference.