Those woke assholes. What next? Mandatory litter boxes in the classrooms?
Detachable genitals until the kids are twenty-one and issued only of they pass a cis-identity quiz.
What if they then plug in the wrong polarity? This has “gender-bender catastrophe waiting to happen” written all over it.
The idea’s not new, but the utterance is. Perjury Traitor Greene is again (still?) calling on the dissolution of the country.
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) renewed her call for a “national divorce” to divide the country along partisan lines on Monday — this time citing the fractured response to the assassination of conservative activist Charlie Kirk and federal funding disputes in Congress.
“There is nothing left to talk about with the left. They hate us,” Greene wrote on the social platform X. “To be honest, I want a peaceful national divorce.”
“Our country is too far gone and too far divided, and it’s no longer safe for any of us,” she added.
Well, she’s not wrong, if you include in the “us” people who are too brown or too gay or the wrong religion or no religion at all.
Of course I rather think she’s concerned only because a “Christian Nationalist” got tagged.
We’ve batted around the concept of a blue/ red split here more than once and concluded it doesn’t appear feasible. I wonder what Perj’s bright idea is.
Every day gets more bad dreamlike.
Marj? I know you are in no way capable of introspection but you might want to read what you wrote there a few thousand times and try to realize what it actually says about the divide between us.
If ‘’‘’‘the Left’‘’‘’ hated “us” as much as one lone gunrifleman did Marj, you’d all be dead.
“History Reality is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake.”
~ Not James Joyce
It might have woken up some on the Right that they don’t have plot armor along with their party membership.
That sounds great Marge. But let’s do a test and start with YOU. And may the door hit you in the ass on your way out.
How about this?
Arizona is more purple than red, and I want to be in the good states.
Also the land bridge should follow I40-I44. Fuck panhandle texas and OK.
A lot of states are far more purple than red. At least as to their people, if not as to the government elected by their gerrymandered political boundaries.
Basically we need most of the coasts and all the big cities to secede from the hinterlands of all 50 states. And even then we’d still have about 20% of the populace on the wrong side of the revised borders.
Partisan cleansing doesn’t work any better than ethnic cleansing.
Well Michigan’s not even on there. Is drawing a mitten really that hard? Title checks out though.
I’m just going to assume my home state is part of Canada now. I’m good with that.
Based on conversations I’ve had with some Michiganders, does the UP really count, though?
Did notice Maine is drooping a bit further south than I would think. Maybe it’s just tired.
On the other hand, it is, as advertised, a Terrible Map.
I hesitate to post this because if the fascists haven’t thought of it yet, this will thrill them. But my guess is they’d really love to relegate everyone left of Viktor Orban to the existing tribal reservations. You know, mostly badlands.
It would get rather crowded for those already living there, of course; no more Wide Open Spaces.
I’d rather have one of our native brothers or sisters live next to me than one of the deplorables.
If Charlie Kirk lived in biblical times, he would have been Jesus Christ’s 13th disciple, says Republican congressturd Troy Nehls.
Cults within the cult. These people are creepy as hell.
If Charlie Kirk lived in biblical times, he would have been Jesus, says Republican of the near future.