The Oklahoma Total Book Ban Bill apparently specifies that it applies to any book that mentions, you know, S E X (shhh)!
Let’s all go down to Oklahoma and ban all the Bibles! So much lurid and licentious sex! Adam knew Eve, repeatedly, in all the glorious Penthouse detail (Gen. 4-1, 4-25)! Cain gets some booty too (Gen. 4-17)!
Even the Angels of the Lord (Nephilim?) lust after women, and get themselves some booty thereof (Gen. 6-1:7)! So who does the Lord punish for that? The humans, not the angels.
That whole business at Sodom and Gomorrah, whatever that was about (Gen. 18:16 - 19:29)!
Attempted seduction of Joseph and false accusation of adultery by Potiphar’s wife (Gen. 39:6-20)!
The Rape at Gibeah (Judges 19:24-29)! The rape of Tamar by her half-brother Amnon, right there in the hallowed House of David (2 Samuel 13:1-17)!
And so on and so on. You get the idea. And don’t even get me started on that wicked wicked Whore of Babylon (Rev. 17)!
Yea, verily, shalt the Holy Bible be brought forth from the shelves of the Libraries of Oklahoma and be cast into the fire, lest the generations of them that seek, be led astray in their iniquity!