Post from another female Doper who cattily replies: “I wish I had your problems. At least nobody ever nominated you as President-for-Life of the Itty Bitty Titty Club!”
Indignant and outraged diatribe proclaiming that any reference to the fact that women have breasts and that men would like to see them is misogynistic and will not be tolerated in the name of fighting ignorance.
Somewhat suggestive reply from an immature manchild that was forseen by everyone but the previous poster.
How you doin’?
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Frantic plea to be allowed one more post before thread is locked…
Apology for not reading through thread followed by reiteration of comments by other posters.
Statement that, having now read through thread, poster apoligizes for reiteration of other posters comments.
Reference to earlier post containing insufficient information to determine which previous post.
Congratulations on other posters wit using terms usually reserved for movie reviews.
Multiple posts to cover range of comments which could have been combined into one post in mistaken and insulting belief that that would have caused confusion among fellow 'Dopers.
Untrue claim that poster is *not[/i] engaged in post-padding serving only to illustrate that he is.
This post has been colored by the colorist
IIRC, IANAL but my WAG (IMHO and FYI) this OP is DOA, although YMMV.
Afterthought.
post quoting joke to point out that joke has been made earlier in thread
Bump.
Enraged response to flip dismissal of flapper-era weaponry as “unimportant.” List of specialty sites dedicated to the study of flapper-era weaponry. Comment about poster’s toilet training. Which poster is left unspecified, which leads to snarky comments by all.
post quoting joke to point out that joke has been made earlier in thread