IIRC, IANAL but my WAG (IMHO and FYI) this OP is DOA, although YMMV.
Apology for simulpost.
And for triple-posting.
post quoting post to post that post had been previously posted
Pompous soliloquy explaining how every previous post contributes to an understanding of some recently unearthed apocryphal text in the Middle East (possibly near the site of the yet-to-be-located WMD stash) that proves that the world will end soon – date still being determined by reading chicken entrails.
apology for double post and simulpost and abuse of the word “post”
head smack smiley
Poster is chagrined that he accidentally refreshed the page while the reply box was open, but congratulates himself on the accidental timing of posting after poster is being chided for repeating an earlier post.
trollish post be soon to be banned sock containing insults, accusations, and insinuations about mother of specified poster
last sentence in 1337 speak
Batman…if he’s prepared.
ruinous spoiler
Utterly pointless Star Wars reference.
Declaration by a guest that I won’t be registering. I’ll spend my $15 elsewhere, thankyouverymuch.
You are so going to hell for that one.
Points out amusing consecutive thread titles.
Declaration that previous poster owes current poster a new keyboard, implying that previous poster’s comment was so hilarious that it caused current poster to spew unspecified beverage onto keyboard, thus ruining it. winking smiley.
Complaint about other poster’s post count padding.
Emoticon signifying laughter.
Obligatory ancient pun and/or joke.
Disingenious “What?”
Accusation of hypocrisy against complaint about other poster’s post count padding, as it is itself a thinly disguised attempt at post count padding, setting up infinite recursive loop of post count padding complaints.
(From Left Field) With no provocation and no detectable relationship to any previous comment (least of all the OP itself) poster details various foul-smelling and painful bodily growths and injuries. Fails to attach any TMI warnings and avoids spoilers. Appears to delight in causing massive wretching in others.
Laughs uncontrollably – in color and all caps.
Insincere apology for previous bad pun/joke.