NFL Week 1

We’re on the verge of real football again starting tomorrow night as we see Green Bay go to Seattle to open the season.

Sunday early games:

NO @ ATL
CIN @ BAL
BUF @ CHI
WAS @ HOU
TEN @ KC
NE @ MIA
OAK @ NYJ
JAX @ PHI
CLE @ PIT
MIN @ STL

Sunday late:
SF @ DAL
CAR @ TB

SNF:
IND @ DEN

and MNF (2 game opener)
NYG @ DET (7:10pm)
SD @ ARI (10:20pm)

I really don’t like when they go so heavy on early Sunday. I wish they’d spread the games around a bit more.

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Go Panthers! Here’s rooting for at least 9 wins and the first ever back-to-back winning seasons in team history!

Can’t wait! Who Dey!?!?!?!!?

With the REAL, competent, refs this time.

Kinda nervous about this first game; Redskins drew the Texans.

On paper it seems as even a matchup as you could make; both teams sport a shaky QB situation (I’d give a slight advantage to Washington, depending on RG3’s performance, based on raw talent alone), good running games (Arian Foster and Alfred Morris have almost identical numbers over the same time period, but Foster has much more home-run potential than Morris), good linebackers (advantage Houston; Clowney has looked as good as advertised, JJ Watt is awesome, while Brian Orakpo and Ryan Kerrigan are just above-average at best), star receivers (Andre Johnson can still play at a high level, while Washington has a lot of speed in DJax, Andre Roberts, and Garcon), OLs that both had a great year in 2012 but considerably dropped off in 2013 due to various factors, and also appear to have similar questions in the secondary.

Green Bay Packers (+5.5) at Seattle Seahawks, 46
Everyone loves the Packers this year and the offense should be solid again with Rodgers, good WRs and a unexpectedly good Lacy at RB. But, they are walking into the Champ’s house and that house is the house of boom. The Packers still have a iffy O line, a bad recipe against this D, and I see no reason why the Pack’s defense will be any better this year than last. Big day for Russell Wilson and the Seattle D keeps Rodgers from settling in.

The pick: Seahawks 30, Packers 17

New Orleans Saints (-3) at Atlanta Falcons, 51.5
Saints are a trendy pick to win it all, but like the Packers I’m not exactly sure what they did to get so much better this year. It’s basically the same offense, swapping a Sproles for a Cooks feels like a downgrade to me. They had a bunch of veteran defections on offense and while the defense added some pieces I still think this team is too one dimensional. The Falcons are an bit of a puzzle and the Hard Knocks showcase always screws up public perception a little. I like the Falcons passing game a little better than the Saints but it’t the pass defense that is worrisome. Wouldn’t be shocked with a upset here.

The pick: Saints 31, Falcons 23

Minnesota Vikings (+4) at St. Louis Rams, 44
I think the Vikings could be sneakily interesting this year. All the attention is on Bridgewater, but I actually like Cassel’s chances to hold the job for a while and win a few games. Zimmer will eventually make the defense better, but this year it’ll be in transition. Touch matchup against the Rams defense at home but it got a little easier with the Bradford injury. Count me among the folks who think Shaun Hill a lateral move for them.

The pick: Rams 19, Vikings 13

Cleveland Browns (+6.5) at Pittsburgh Steelers, 40.5
The Browns offense is going to be an epic disaster. Tate is nice, but not special. I have no idea why people are high on West other than the fact that Tate gets hurt a lot. Hoyer and Manziel are just different styles of bad and no Gordon. Could be a long season for Jordan Cameron. I don’t love the Steelers but I do think they are righting the ship somewhat. I like the additions on defense and the old folks in the secondary will be just fine against this offense.

The pick: Steelers 28, Browns 3

Jacksonville Jaguars (+10) at Philadelphia Eagles, 53
I’m not sure if it’s still an unconventional POV at this point, but I expect the Jags to be officially frisky and be close to 8-8. I like the defense and I think the offense will actually be watchable once Bortles gets under center. Unfortunately this game is not that. I’m still not convinced that Chip Kelly’s system isn’t a bit of a gimmick and I think teams may adapt this year in round 2, but I love the Sproles addition for them. The defense is flawed, but it won’t matter against Henne and Gerhart.

The pick: Eagles 29, Jaguars 18

Oakland Raiders (+5.5) at New York Jets, 40
Two messed up franchises. The Raiders are starting a rookie at QB and the Jets are starting Geno Smith. Smith’s fantasy stats at the end of last year were decent, but I still think he’s a terrible QB. Rex Ryan always manages to hold the defense together even when the names on the jerseys aren’t that impressive, but the secondary looks like a garbage fire. Won’t matter against Oakland.

The pick: Jets 20, Raiders 10

Cincinnati Bengals (+1.5) at Baltimore Ravens, 43
I’ve taken the favorites up until this point which usually spells disaster for a gambler in week 1. In this one, I like the dog even if they are only getting 1.5 on the road. I really like the Bengals on defense. Like everyone else I question Dalton and unlike most I think Gio is overrated and one-dimensional. This pick is more about the Ravens though, they are in for a big, big fall this season…and least season was no treat. They look like the snakebitten injury team and the offense will continue to be really shaky with that horrible running game.

The pick: Bengals 24, Ravens 16

Buffalo Bills (+7) at Chicago Bears, 47
I’ll probably write more about the Bears in the NFC North thread, but I’ll say that I’m split on them this year. The offense will be special again, the defense and special teams will be special. I expect them to have little trouble with EJ Manuel and the Bills in the home opener but the Bills defense will get their licks in. The Bears offense might take a couple games to get rolling due to the lack of work in the preseason and a still gimpy Jordan Mills worries me. I think we get it done, but there will be more drama than there should be.

The pick: Bears 20, Bills 17

Washington Redskins (+3) at Houston Texans, 45.5
The Texans are by surprise playoff team this year in spite of Ryan Fitzpatrick. I like Arian Foster to stay healthy and the combo of Watt and Clowney will be utterly devastating. Turnovers on offense and big plays in the secondary will be an Achilles, but they will whip a few people. The Skins are counting on a healthy RG3 but few people are talking about the fact that they lost Shanahan and his offensive magic. He’s a terrible HC now, but he still was a heck of a play caller. I’m not convinced Gruden is.

The pick: Texans 27, Redskins 13

Tennessee Titans (+3.5) at Kansas City Chiefs, 43.5
No one thinks the Chiefs are legit and I understand the logic. That said, they are still going to be a effective offense with Reid, Charles and a couple good TEs but while Bowe is suspended they will be pretty hopeless at WR. I think the Titans are an enigma, Locker and the WRs are a trendy breakout pick but I really dislike the running game. Sankey is not a star. Neither teams defense is particularly interesting, but I slightly favor the Chiefs because the Titans are adapting to a new scheme. Really, no outcome would surprise me here…but I gotta make a pick, Arrowhead is the tie-breaker.

The pick: Chiefs 17, Titans 14

New England Patriots (-4.5) at Miami Dolphins, 47
I’m all in on Brady this year in fantasy and I think that translates to wins. There’s not a ton of competition in the AFC this year and they are prohibitive favorites in the East. The Pats defense, healthy again, looks like it could be downright scary. This is going to be a long day for the Dolphins who are bringing a squirt gun to to this fight.

The pick: Patriots 40, Dolphins 13

Carolina Panthers (+1) at Tampa Bay Buccaneers, 39.5
The Panthers are another popular “regression” team. I’m going to buck that trend a little, since I actually like their defense and passing game a little more than most. I think the Bucs are a little more interesting. Lovie had a lot of work to do but he tends to always get good effort and few mistakes from his teams which would be a complete 180 for the Bucs. Lovie has been a QB and WR killer, and terrible game manager, so it will be interesting to see if McCown can manage to continue his success. Tedford has the keys to the offense and maybe he can do what Trestman did. Playing a hunch here.

The pick: Bucs 23, Panthers 20

San Francisco 49ers (-4.5) at Dallas Cowboys, 51
Two teams that could find themselves is a complete tailspin by week 6. The Cowpokes are probably a little more fragile with that god awful defense but everything is working against the Niners. I’m not the first to say it, but i think the wheels might come off on Kaepernick this season. Tough division with tough defenses and a tough schedule. Plus the defense isn’t going to set them up with great field position as much in the wake of the injuries and suspensions. I think Romo and the Cowboys with a healthy DeMarco Murray get over on the Niners in Monday’s most over-discussed game.

The pick: Cowboys 34, Niners 30

Indianapolis Colts (+7.5) at Denver Broncos, 55.5
Interesting opener for Peyton and Luck. Funny that no one sees the Broncos as a Super Bowl hangover team. Understandable with a weak AFC I guess. And again, another regression team in the Colts. I don’t completely disagree with that due to a much tougher schedule, but I believe in Luck. The Broncos are running without Welker this week which will hurt but Peyton will lean on that run game. No reason to expect the Colts defense to make this one interesting.

The pick: Broncos 40, Colts 20

New York Giants (+5) at Detroit Lions, 47
Everyone thinks the Lions will be better by default because Schwartz was canned, but how can you be excited for Jim Caldwell? Seriously? I expect this team to flounder again in close games. But…this won;t be one. The Giants are my pick for the #1 overall draft pick in 2015. This team will SUCK.

The pick: Lions 36, Giants 10

San Diego Chargers (+3) at Arizona Cardinals, 45
Two popular unconventional contender picks. The Chargers particularly are getting all the non-Manning/Brady buzz for the AFC Super Bowl representative. I have no great argument against it, but this is one of those times where I feel like you should zig, when the public zags. The Cardinals aren’t really a Super Bowl pick, but they are a popular pick to supplant the Niners as runner up in the West and a potentially tough out as a wild card. That too makes sense. Palmer will be great in fantasy and kill his team with untimely INTs and the defense will be great when healthy, which it won’t be. I think its weird that the Cards are favorites here, so clearly Vegas considers the Chargers a question mark. Which Rivers will show up?

The pick: Chargers 28, Cardinals 27

I dont know if the crowd could be less into Pharrell than they are.

Starting in a few minutes.

Will my Seahawks repeat as Super Bowl Champions?
Yes.

Will I wear my jersey proudly in Week 3 around Denver while chanting “Omaha! Omaha! Hurry hurry!”
Of course.

Am I an ass? Yes but I’ve been a fan of the Seahawks since their inaugural season and I live in Denver aka Bronco Country aka HomerVille aka PeytonIsAGodLand. Had that victory cigar lit up at the beginning of the 4th Quarter and it tasted good especially after the Steelers+Officials victory(?) a few years ago.

THU, SEP 4
Green Bay at Seattle

SUN, SEP 7
New Orleans at Atlanta
Minnesota at St. Louis
Cleveland at Pittsburgh
Jacksonville at Philadelphia
Oakland at NY Jets
Cincinnati at Baltimore
Buffalo at Chicago
Washington at Houston
Tennessee at Kansas City
New England at Miami
Carolina at Tampa Bay
San Francisco at Dallas
Indianapolis at Denver

MON, SEP 8
NY Giants at Detroit
San Diego at Arizona
What do you think the biggest surprise win will be this week?
I’m thinking either Oakland or Dallas.

Not a great start to the season.

Can a mod close or merge? :smack:

I always get curious when a player doesn’t mention their college during the recorded intros. Tonight, Aaron Rodgers said something like “Butte Community College.” I never noticed his intro before. Does he have a problem with Cal that anyone is aware of?

I figure it’s a combo. Maybe he’s just spreading the love around a little. Maybe its because Tedford’s not there any more.

I think my new pet peeve that I’m going to rail about every week this NFL season is offensive holding. DEs always get a gimme call just about any time they fall down. Their technique is to get into the OTs body, turn the corner and get a good lean. If the OL gets his hands up and creates some space the DE tends to fall down because they have nothing to lean on any more. This draws a flag way too often.

A related BS call that short guys like James Harrison used to be famous for, was performing that move, getting low and into the OLs body and when the OL swallows them up by mashing them into the ground they get a flag. Bogus, if you get shoved to the ground that’s a block, not a hold.

In other news, that blown tackle from Ha-Ha on the trick TD pass was exactly why I was not a fan when he was being mocked to the Bears back in April.

Holy fuck there are a lot of commercials. How do we watch this?

by having the dope up to chat during commercials :smiley:

JHTFC?! Why can’t the Seahawks stay away from the ball on a punt when surrounded by Packers? 1 fumbled punt and 1 very close to touching the ball?

Quick first half thoughts:

Ha Ha Clinton Dix … welcome to the NFL.

Julius Peppers … get ready for retirement.

Packers in general … stay healthy for fucking once. Please.

Eddie Lacy … run, don’t dance.

Packers’ ILB’s … stop sucking.

Russell Wilson … Love you man, just don’t do it to the Packers.

Richard Sherman … get versatile or fall asleep.

Aaron Rodgers … you’re better than this.

ETA: Shut the fuck up, Tony Dungy. Just shut up.

Peppers has actually looked pretty good at times.

2 plays a half. Other times he gets pushed around, or run past, or is just a guy. I’m not writing him off totally, but hes not all that impressive.

If Eddie Lacy keeps playing like this, I’m gonna have a long fantasy season.

Safety!!

ETA: He kicked it from the 10? Isn’t the restraining line of a safety kick the 20?