NFL Week Five by Five

That’s some cheap bush-league bullshit trying to run extra seconds off before kneeling. Not a fan.

ETA: Gotta punt this deep. Do not run around in the end zone. Go for hang time.

EDIT: Oh, duh, intentional safety gives you a free kick. But now, a Packers touchdown wins it.

Um, Giants, you needed to actually run a couple of plays there instead of taking a knee. Now you have to run a fourth down play.

Say what you will, in the end the Giants D won that game.

Gutsy play on the entire NY squad, of course.

And the NFL embarrasses itself with clocks.

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WIN!

Well at least I didn’t waste my afternoon, or go to a bar to watch it.

Brian

2 huge bomb TDs to Gabriel Davis, second one is kind of bonkers.

Gabriel Davis has two catches…for 160 yards and 2 touchdowns.

If he was on your fantasy roster, I hope you started him today.

Kirk Cousins of the Vikings begins the game 17 for 17 passing against the Bears who suck really, really badly.

For whatever reason the Browns and Chargers consistently have exciting games.

Bears have taken the lead in Minnesota. They’ve outscored the Vikes 12-0 in the second half.

A short time ago they showed a graphic that stated that Chicago has allowed 18 points in the second halves of all their games this year. Six field goals.

Yeah, but you know what they say about statistics. The Vikings, for instance have converted like 5 3rd downs on this drive alone. I’m a Bears fan, and am tired of them sucking. Their run defense isn’t merely bad, it’s pathetic. Their pass defense is a little bit better than pathetic.

And of course shortly after my last post, the Vikes score a TD. Their defense holds and Minnesota wins the game.

I was screaming at the TV “Run out of bounds! why are you cutting in?” before even realizing the turnover. I mean, come on.

I had to watch the replay on that one. I was all like “First Down!”, then I was like “How in the hell did he take that ball away???”
Then I saw the replay and realized, oh, he just took it away, that’s all. Gimme that.

Holy shit the Chargers coach is trying to out-choke Kevin Stefanski in the 4th quarter.

I know it’s old school, but the Chargers going for it on 4th and 2, when they’re up by 2 points at their own 44 and a minute and change on the clock is insane. One fucking completion and the Browns are in field goal position to win.

What the hell was Staley thinking?

Oh, I see. He knew the Browns kicker would miss. Makes sense now.

Well that was a horseshit roughing the passer in the Falcons game.

Browns have had a lead deep into the 4th quarter in all 5 games and came out 2-3. That was the easiest part of their schedule so that’s probably it for this season.

Browns-Chargers games are always good for no apparent reason.