Nip/Tuck - Anyone Still Watching? (SPOILERS)

Anyone watching this one care to tell me WTF happened in tonight’s episode?

I missed 99% of it, I flicked on the last 10 minutes only to catch…

Spoilers Start:

Kimber inviting in someone, and cutting to Christian being left at the altar.

Are they seriously infering that Kimber has been kidnapped by this serial face slasher guy?

Hello Shark, I’m a relatively new television show with a lot of promise. Mind if I jump you, even though we’re eary on in the run?

I’m so disappointed. Please tell me that this was at least set up in the earlier parts of the episode that I missed.

I think the person who came into Kimber’s room was Ginny (Jenny?), the woman with HIV who’s mad at Christian because he won’t support her anymore. Plus she wasn’t invited to the wedding.

Ginny/Jenny told Kimber what a horrible mistake she was making, that Christian couldn’t be faithful, etc. Kimber dithered about giving up her life for Christian, who had insisted that she get out of the porn business.

Before Ginny left, she told Kimber “Christian loves you”, and I thought everything was going to be okay. When Christian and Sean went looking for Kimber, they saw that she had written “I just can’t do it” on the mirror.

I thought it would have been interesting to see Kimber and Christian married. Christian’s come a long way toward becoming a real human being.

I could have been misled, but I don’t think the Slasher is involved in Kimber’s departure.

I saw the entire episode, and thought it was a pretty good one.

I don’t think the implication was that the Carver grabbed Kimber, but come to think of it, there’s a chance that everything leading up to the jilting was red herring salad and Something Bad has happened to her.

Gina spent most of the episode laying a head trip on Kimber about how Christian would never stay with her and wouldn’t be satisfied until he had Julia. Kimber saw Christian getting maudlin looking at pictures from Sean & Julia’s wedding. The last person we saw with Kimber was Gina, who came in to give her a gift which she insisted she open immediately, with a nasty set-up about the “Something old, something new &C” tradition: She already had something borrowed, since Christian was only on temporary loan from the women of Los Angeles, there’d be no shortage of “something blue,” because the bride herself was destined to be miserable, I forget what the “something new” was, but the “something borrowed” was Gina’s old diaphragm (the one she used with Christian,) because the only way it could get more disastrous would be if Kimber got pregnant before she she realized the marriage was a sham.

A scene with Christian and Julia made it pretty clear that Julia’s over them, but Christian really is thinking they ought to make a go of it.

Earlier, Kimber bailed on the cake-tasting because she was obsessively fasting, and Sean went instead. During the tasting, Sean remarked that he couldn’t remember his own cake-tasting, and Christian said he was surprised that he didn’t remember: Sean had bailed on it and Christian had gone in his stead. There was a tense moment when Sean repeatedly implied that Christian had cheated with Julia on that occasion, and it seemed like he hadn’t forgotten it at all, but was just laying a trap for Christian. Then one of the bakery folks came out and made an effusively complimentary comment that made it clear that she thought that Christian and Sean were getting married. This defused the moment as they both had a lot of fun playing along with the misunderstanding.

The major plot thread that you missed is that Matt has gotten involved with a racist girl from school. She approached him about interviewing his father for an essay she was writing about the homogenation of appearance. After Matt arranged it, her questions made it clear to Christian (and Sean) that she was a racist loon – her concerns were mostly about people “passing” as white.

Matt was a little skeeved out, but seemed satisfied with the double-talk that the girl offered. (eg; fluffy talk about the symbolism – four L’s standing for “Light, luck, love, and life,” and its use in buddhism and as a native american glyph.) Then he went over to her place and got hooked in even more: Her father had a cop friend run a background check on him, and found out about the beating he gave that transsexual. Expecting to be vilified, he was praised instead. The girl’s father wanted patient information from McNamara Troy to determine what patients had surgeries which minimized features which might be thought of as ethnic traits. He said that they would be used to identify insurers who okayed cosmetic procedures based on “psychological duress,” in order to pressure the government make more stringent rules and take some of the burden off people who pay into health insurance programs. Even with the dubious claim about what would be done with the information, Matt was hesitant about betraying his family – until he showed up for Christian’s wedding (where he was supposed to be Best Man) wearing combat boots and an aryan-themed earring that racist-girl had given him and had both Christian and Sean insist that he change into shoes and take the earring out. So he went through with the scheme and copied the files, presumably because he’s found a “supportive” father figure, not to mention a little bit of action.

[previews]

Eh, I’ll let it stand.

I thought they pretty heavily implied Kimber was kidnapped by the Carver- there was a knock on the door, she smiled and said “Come in, Sean” and the next scene is Sean coming into the church to tell Christian he’d gotten jilted. Add in the previews for next week, and I think they want us to believe that she was nabbed.

But I could be totally wrong. It’s happened before.

I never watch those. Hate spoilers.

One thing to consider is that Sean may actually have given Kimber the word. Keep in mind that his whole life has recently unravelled due to an infidelity that goes back to the time of his own wedding, and he had just walked in on Christian in a compromising position with Julia, moments before his wedding. Waves of guilt coming off him, and awkwardness from Julia.

Kimber has had her own doubts, but three people have encouraged her to go through with it: The three people she has the least reason to trust on the subject: Her fiance, whom she suspects of having designs on Julia; Julia, whom she suspects of having designs on her fiancee; and Gina, who’s a psycho bitch who’s made it abundantly clear that she wants Kimber miserable.

Now suppose Sean, who we know suffers from a painfully enlarged conscience, is certain that Christian and Julia are going to continue to carry on, based on what he saw. He knows what that did to his marriage. What are the chances that he’d approach Kimber and say “Look, there’s something you’ve got to know…?”

If he did, whose counsel do you think would carry the most weight?

Of course, targeting Kimber would fit perfectly with the Carver’s obsessive persecution of Christian, but why would s/he change the m.o. all the sudden and stage an abduction, complete with a fake message from Kimber? Before, there was always particular emphasis on credit where credit is due.

Because, as I’ve been saying all along…

Kimber’s the Carver.

And that’s just my rampant speculation, not bolstered by any spoilers whatsoever. But TPTB have always been careful to show every other possibility, thereby ruling them out, except that one.

There was no way they would ever let Christian get married- that much was obvious. But I truly hate the way they set this whole thing up/executed it, including (spoiler boxed for Larry)

the return of Truly Obnoxious, Antisocial Personality Disorder Christian next week.

But that might just be me.

I just watched 5 straight episodes of Nip/Tuck last night that had gotten backlogged on the Tivo and I must say I’m liking how things developed (with the exception of the silly Anne Heche FBI stuff) heading into the wedding.

After watching the most recent one, I must say that I never got even the slightest hint that the Carver was involved in the whole Kimber thing. I just didn’t see it, granted I was getting bleary eyed and my attention span may have waned to miss some subtlety. But, then again when has Nip/Tuck ever been subtle? I’m inclided to think if there had been Carver implications they’d have beaten you over the head with it.

Thats not to say it wouldn’t make for an interesting plot twist, but I didn’t catch it. I’m almost regretting deleting it because now I want to rewatch it, but I guess I’ll have to settle for watching this weeks episode for clues.

My TiVo cut off before the previews were shown. There were hints of another Carver attack?

Spoilered for the picky ones:

Not that I saw, just hints of Christian being a total ass and apparently taking out his frustrations on a patient. Kimber basically sends a dear John letter saying she never wants to see him again. Some hints of Quentin molesting a male patient. Thats all I recall off the top of my head. Granted the Kimber thing seems a little extreme even for her, so they could just be saving the surprise, but as I already stated I didn’t get that vibe from the show…could be wrong.

As we hear Kimber’s “Dear Christian” letter, there is a shot of her sitting on the floor in a darkened, empty room, in her wedding dress, writing what we assume is the letter. There is a quick- don’t blink or you’ll miss it- flash of the Carver’s mask.

Plus (spoiler for upcoming episode- DO NOT READ IF YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN AN UPCOMING EPISODE)

Kimber winds up in the hospital in a few weeks, and Christian tricks a security guard to get into her room. Why would she need a security guard at her door? (hint: see my pet Carver theory)

By the way, I haven’t done this yet in any thread, but I just can’t resist: The google ads are fabulous. “Wondering where God is?” Well s/he sure as hell isn’t watching THIS show!!!

:smiley:

Wow. I really missed some critical plot points. I’m going to have to get my hands on the episode somehow.


I’m really weirded out by the way that the son has been developing as a character. He’s going to be a neo-nazi now, or at least date one? Ick.

Seriously, I just wish they’d kill that character off already. I hate watching him, and every plot point that occurs with him just leavs me wishing he would just get offed somehow.

As for the previews shown for Tuesday’s episode…

Am I the only one that saw blood on Kimber’s wedding dress while she was sitting down writing that Dear John letter?